There’s a big shipment of hugs on its way to you…

greta thunberg undefeated in making the worst people absolutely lose their minds XD

323 - Strap Life! | The Usual Bet | Episode 323 Join Sophie and Chloe as they discuss strap life, bootie camp, and some methods of leak prevention! (Some of these topics probably don't mean what you think they mean!) Make sure to join the Subscribe...

Who wants to sign up for baby bootie camp? You'll strengthen all the necessary muscles in your body, like your crawling muscles. And your lifting-your-butt-for-diaper-changing muscles. And I'm sure there's a seminar on suckling.

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Half the reason I go to the gym is so I can be a good big sister and give my sibbies uppies

This is just a normal evening nowadays — thickly diapered, restrained in your chair, toys dangling in your face, Sesame Street.

By the time the adults finish with chores (or fooling around) and come to put you to bed, you’re already drooling behind your paci gag and dozing off like a proper baby.

You’re welcome, it’s certainly a philosophy that’s helped keep my mental health safer over the last few years (obviously it applies to bigs and people who aren’t ageplayers as well)

Dreaming of playtime…

I had such a hard time growing up despite on the surface my life looking like it was good. I went through the same as an adult too. I never want anybody to feel that way with me. I want to know how to make them feel safe and happy inside, and that’s something I do proactively with my littles

If it’s not possible at your place, you might find somebody who does have the space and wants to get one and wants you in it

It’s something I would share with people I’m close to. Hopefully more people will be able to have nurseries too. It’s mostly just having the space and getting a crib made that are the obstacles. You can make a changing station with IKEA stuff

I was pretty focused on not having heart palpitations so fairly easy. Once you’ve kicked it, it’s not too hard to keep going. I now regularly have a high intake of caffeine because of my gym mixes but it’s not constant and I’m not having several high-caffeine drinks a day

…the fuzzy kind that looks like a big teddy bear.

There’d be a big furry mat in the middle and the walls will be pastel colours. The changing table and crib(s) will have a mobile each. There’ll also be highchairs downstairs and a few toy boxes.

…ceiling hardpoints. It would essentially be a crib that detaches from its legs and gently swings. That’s maybe something for at a later stage though.

It will have a changing table with a thick full size changing mat with bolsters. There’ll be a bouncer, maybe two. I want a baby gym thing….

I have given this much thought and I’m at a stage in my life where I’m only a step or two away from getting a bigger place and making it happen. It will be both for me and for my sibbies and littles I babysit. It will have a full crib, possibly two. I was thinking of making a swinging crib using…

It’s really easy to make. Freeze a pizza. Batter it. Stick it in the fryer. I made some myself a while ago out of Italian flatbread, sauce and cheese. It’s not something I’d eat very often. Can’t be good for you, so much grease gets soaked into it.

Oh, no. I’m absolutely fine with that. I was working 100 hour weeks and my life was pretty insane. I used to stack crates of energy drink under my desk to get through it. I’m absolutely fine now and learned my lessons from that time. I’ve got a much better life now.

It looks like this:

My go-to at our local takeaway (which does a great crust that nowhere local can match) is donner meat and chicken tikka. Both of those toppings are quite common in the UK. Also, being Scottish 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿, I do sometimes have battered pizza (aka the pizza crunch)

I used to drink loads of coffee and energy drinks, and then I got these huge caffeine-addled work burnout panic attacks. I cut out caffeine entirely for years and then I started having the occasional tea. Have never once had a coffee since. So yeah, tea for me plz.

I love pizza so much. I would have to say if I was to order a 3-topping pizza with any combo I wanted, it would be:

Fennel sausage
Chicken tikka
Meatballs

I’ve never done #TMITuesday before but if you have any burning questions, fire away…

Dang, maybe i will miss FWA this year. Two roomies dropped out, and I dont know many people of have any plans made with others. It'd be the first time ive missed fwa in ten years (not counting the pandemic)

Wah. What to do. If youre going please let me know!

D’aaawwwwwwww………

Then I recommend this one which I think is from Rearz. @petrichorpee.bsky.social (on the right there) likes the nipple that comes with it, I prefer to swap it with the smaller traditionally shaped one that comes with Rearz glass bottles.

What's your favourite bottle? Brand, size, nipple type, etc.?

A Cinnamoroll plushie wearing blue overalls and a pink bow on its left ear. It is standing on a pillow alongside many babyish things, such as a teddy bear diaper with two boosters, a pacifier, a sippy cup, and baby powder.

my plushie caretaker Mini got mimi everything it needs for a nice early bedtime!

Dressed fops... perfect for playdates!

Stuff big sisters like:

-when littles feel so safe that they fall asleep in your lap
-when you watch your littles play with their friends
-buckling them in to be fed
-when they talk very sweetly to you to ask for things
-singing soft lullabies as you stroke their hair
-being worthy of their trust

There are different kinds of normal, i.e. in this one they’re not latched onto my boob

When you’ve got a very huggy @bunnibabbi.bsky.social

Mommy peeks down your waistband and scrunches her nose, "Oh my goodness, what a big mess for such a little tummy!", she excalims before bouncing you gentle on her knee, "It's okay, Mommy's got you. You're just itty bitty, I bet you didn't even feel it coming, did you baby?~"