Moving around my apt stiffly, emitting a gentle, low-pitched hum

Let the dogs rest

Just make sure to mind the hole

Life imitates art I guess. Or they’re in a constant feedback loop

No! If you zoom in it’s just so short it appears tucked

Aye 🫡

You wouldn’t steal a car font: you wouldn’t fuck a watermelon

What’s this from, suttree? I’m procrastinating

They don’t know how to tuck in a shirt over there??

Apple Music discovery has gotten pretty good all of a sudden but it doesn’t save your history and you can’t go back so if you like something you have to act immediately

Lol no I don’t think so. Just asking which is worse. I think you come across as pretty sincere and non-cynical (from what I can gather from posts)

Would you take sardonic

Hard to imagine much good happening in our timeline, but I do think I’ll live to see Israel become a pariah nation and cut loose by its benefactors

Israel escalates attacks on medics in Lebanon with deadly ‘quadruple tap’ Lebanese health ministry says killing of 91 healthcare workers shows ‘total disregard’ for international law

The Israeli army struck civilians in the Lebanese city of Mayfadoun.

And then, the Israelis double-tapped the medics who arrived onto the scene.

And then, they triple-tapped the next wave of medics.

And then, they did it one more time for good measure.

I had no idea of Chicagoland’s rich puddlescape before moving here. Much to appreciate

Signing emails “To my white surprise,”

Part of the aging process is learning to see a gimmick for what it is and not get riled up

That was my method from covid on for a few years (with clippers). But then I just fully let go and let it be long. But I’m missing the low maintenance/getting into a professional context where it probably doesn’t matter much but I’m thinking short still serves me better

Yeah you’ve definitely got a long ramp back. And keeping it short is easy/without risk. Definite pros

I was very tempted by this batch I gotta admit

Yes. Much better than losing an hour.
Don’t know how it addresses light but not my problem, either

There should be holidays where we just skip a day of the week. Date stays the same, just goes right from Tuesday to Thursday. Like if you agree. Retweet if you strongly agree

There is nothing more embarrassing than associating yourself with a strong team

You just gotta chuckle when things are not as they seem

Unfortunately the recipe was lost to the sands of time

Barron Trump is launching a premium, pineapple-coconut yerba mate beverage brand called SOLLOS in May 2026, per NYP

Relatable

Not sure I care to. Pretty good gig

I make 130k a year certifying bruh moments

Bought a secondhand hat online and it came in this