"We can't be held responsible for what happens if this ceasefire expires. We're crazy!"

1. Boy, Amazon is in a heap of trouble. Evidence made public yesterday by California AG @agrobbonta.oag.ca.gov shows blatant price fixing. And there are so many examples. Here's Amazon scheming with a pet food supplier to get Chewy to raise its prices.

Only when you admit ivermectin cures covid.

Lacks sexual tension.

You can’t say he didn’t prepare his one-liners.

if you're wondering how Trump has 45 minutes to shoot the shit with Joe Kernen he's in the beginning stages of a 5 and a half hour block of executive time today so

Iran is really cooking these days.

I smoked every Chinese cigarette so you don't have to (DO NOT DO IT) YouTube video by Bodega Kat

Adding some trivial chaos to the timeline.

So basically, only do it if you're fat AND depressed. If you're fat and happy, you've got to choose one.

Anhedonia is one of the symptoms of depression??

The airport discourse is so American that I feel like Ian Miles Cheong opining on it.

Cuba will collapse on the next meningitis scare. And the US decided to negotiate with them lol.

There's a war on for your mind.

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Robots will never know the glory of victory or the despair of defeat.

I live my life one sprint at a time to the gate during last call for passengers.

Is big airport is paying you to promote showing up four hours early so that you can spend $150 on beer and food.

And I don't mean for Iraq.

I don't know much about the internal workings of the Iraqi government, but I'm guessing this is another American mistake.

Logic doesn’t really flow…. They can sell in any currency they want. Shortage in dollars occurs if they are spending more dollars than they sell in oil. Selling oil in yuan is moot.

Exclusive | U.A.E. Asks U.S. for a Wartime Financial Lifeline Emirati officials have spoken with Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent about accessing dollars if the Middle East conflict drags on.

Flashing warning signs

Canadian Travel Boycott Of U.S. Continues—14 Straight Months Of Declines—Amid Trump Slump Now 14 months in, Canada’s rejection of the U.S. is the most successful tourism boycott in memory.

-35% is not enough.

You know Rogan tried his hardest for 5-MeO-DMT.

This is pretty funny. I support this. You know what they say about a broken clock.

Here's my hot bluesky take. Things are good here. Clout chasers and psychos get caught up in X without moving on. No need to capture marketshare.

Usually you're aiming for more absorption which means less reflection which means less colour...

What else the fuck are they supposed to do?

Glad those diplomatic cables are shining a light on an otherwise overlooked phenomenon.

"We won't let a negotiated agreement restrict us from doing anything."

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