WIP

The most effective way to combat the spread of invasive species is 6-8 Jiangsu immigrants

Every bamboo grove I visited today already had Chinese people in it

we use an air fryer basket lol

Bonus turtle pic cause look at it

you are asking someone who keeps all her teeth mixed together in a giant bowl I have no idea 😭

the real answer is because I had just IDed an opossum skull for a friend lol

One of my friends had this done (real) and it cured his depression (also real)

This is so cool, I love liatris

You know the beltway is fucked when google maps routes you through Capitol Hill

No morels but found my first croc tooth!

Co-stain with DAPI and that shit is better than an SSRI

In grad school one of my postdocs said “if you ever want to cheer yourself up, do a stain for tyrosine hydroxylase in the VTA” and I think about it all the time, bc 1. What the fuck kind of advice is that and 2. What the fuck kind of person am I that I immediately did it and it worked

I am exhausted

What do you mean there’s a native ibis in Maine

I call this: Thoughts and prayers

real schism hours

My ex gf was posted by the criterion collection, I have never felt so miserably unaccomplished

Poecilotheria metallica. Source: I’m the girlfriend

Half bird, half snake

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

I was at work for 11 hours but I got some really sexy figures out of it and now burger is making me nachos ❤️ I will not be absorbing any news about war crimes THANK YOU

it's only tuesday

Personally I think yellow in spring is overdone so I’m backing squirrel corn all the way

Are you on team Dutchman’s breeches or team squirrel corn

A good lichen

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The best time of year to go to Virginia

In my science circle I am known for two things: my sparkling personality and my hatred of the insula