PSA for local gear nights that exclusively communicate dates/times of gear events via Meta social media (Facebook/instagram) - diversify your communication methods. Please. For the love of god.

I was gonna make a rude comment about not taking my suggestions, but actually not sure I ever told you to watch read this one. Big betrayal tbh.

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Person in a latex “hogsack” a heavy rubber sack that forces them to cross their legs and to cross their arms over their chest. There is no skin exposed except at their crotch which displays a tiny pink chastity cage. They have a breathing tube coming out of their mouth and noise-cancelling headphones over their ears. They look very abusable. Please hurt them uwu.

This gimp had to decide if it wanted to breathe or to feel the vibrator. Not that its choice would make much difference to the puppy in charge…

😈📸: @doggofelix.bsky.social

Me and who? And… who…and whowhoeho…

“But aros that’s only good because it has MSG in it” correct, MSG fucking rocks and I love it.

Don’t threaten me with a good time… I think you could crunch my bits, conservatively, 2500 times before I find it too challenging

The payment processor meme but with paypal instead.

It's becoming habit when I do comms for at least UK people to ask if they're willing to do bank transfer or use monzo. I'm seeing an increase in artists being debanked by paypal and it's not making me feel good about them as a company!
Reminder, empty your paypal wallet!
Don't leave money in it!

Reaaaal

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your....*attempts to wink at the camera, fails*

Behold, the Roman Dodecahedron Fleshlight! This was the most complicated and least practical silicone pour I've ever done. Never stop making high effort goofs!

Drawing of a tired puppy with the caption; "How it feels to endure and still be kind"

Enduring

I’m contractually obligated to hit you with a: “omg it’s so goooooodd, you haaaave to waaaaatch ittttt”

May your drones be shiny and bright ✨🎅

The only thing that would make me strain more is if you dressed like an Excel spreadsheet. Pivot that table, mama… 🫦

Lookin’ likr a combo pack of post-it notes. Gonna scribble a phone number on you (affectionate)

Crotch shot of person in black latex catsuit kneeling on a black latex bedsheet. They are cupping their balls with a gloved hand. Their genitals are entirely covered in rubber, and a bright pink chastity cage is locked over the entire assemblage.

Two weeks in. Maybe it’s better this way?
Feeling… obedient…

if elected president i promise to be just as corrupt as our current leadership, perhaps even moreso. but I will also reinvest the entire defense and policing budgets into creating what i call The Health Cigarette

Lower-body shot of in a grey and white spandex petsuit lying on a couch. Their tiny pink chastity cage and swollen balls are prominently displayed.

One week locked. I know I’m a good dog usually, but I’m about to start tearing the insulation out of the damn WALLS.

The legs are shiny, but somebody has to keep the pups and drones fed around here.

Awoo! Thank you 🐶

Happy Thanksgiving, friends. I’m thankful for all of you wonderful perverts. Here’s a video of me getting dressed to please you. Xoxo.

Ooh… oh my. Inquisitive puppies would like to know what this is from 👉🏻👈🏻

There a signup sheet for this or…?

Is this not just our group chat

Mmmm, loving my new rubber, time to have some f…. What the fuck is this

An open shipping box containing three white pouches with a “Kink 3D” logo. The front bag is labeled “lock and keys”, the bag on the left has a pink label reading “baby cobra standard” and the right bag has another pink label reading “#5 Standard”.

A person in jeans and a black hoodie with jeans unzipped to reveal their genitals now safely enclosed in a pretty pink chastity cage.

New personality trait just dropped…

Noted, keep appliances secured to fixed points, don’t wanna damage the hardware.