will never rebuild my twitter follower count on any new platforms as i am simply no longer that mentally ill

A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES

I need therapy tbh but I also don’t want to pay £200 a month for the scam that is Better Help 🤷‍♂️

It really does look like they just pulled a guy off a construction site and pushed him in front of an audience. The assignment has not been read at all.

Oh dear this is BAD. Less so our attempt at trying to get a Kaarija style sing along shouter and more Daz Sampson 2.0

Oh lord the hangxiety is hangxiety-ing today 😣

Yep!

When you do a Simpsons binge you also notice that any season only has about 50% new couch gags and the rest are recycled.

But worth noting Bobs Burgers now on its 16th season has a new exterminator van gag AND shop next door gag every single episode and never recycled.

That sound you just heard was Matt Goodwin furiously typing in ChatGPT to write another book for him now he’s just been cut off from his £10K a month from Orban

JD Vance, are you free in October

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Marathon's the one place you should have an advantage over Iran!

all these universities kept axing medieval history departments as if they thought tyrants beefing with the Pope was going to stop being relevant

Exactly. He’s just making a thing of it because he’s been sniffing around Walthamstow which is Stella’s constituency as a potential seat for him in parliament.

The whole of the UK right now

so the strait - which was open six weeks ago - will reopen and that will be presented as some kind of victory?

Interesting thing here is that he’s not denying that he questioned whether Stella is a “Patriot” (which is a really weird thing for a Green to say?) and correctly pointed out by Stella as Hyperbole. He’s just annoyed that Stella used his name and Robinsons in the same sentence.

So you’re not denying that you questioned whether she was a “Patriot”?

BREAKING: The Doomsday Clock has been set to WINE O’CLOCK

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Hard to believe the holder of the FIFA Peace Prize could say such a thing

Hawkeye catching strays here like

I woke up at 7 to go the gym and I just mentally couldn’t get out of bed and face it.

Question I keep asking myself is am I doing this for me or am I doing it for the validation of strangers.

Easter Sunday is definitely one of those sucks to be single days

Jesus may be risen but I’m staying in bed

I really don’t get the hype over this Artemis thing when they’re not even going to land on the Moon? Like they’re just doing a fly by? Still scientifically great but I don’t think it should be the BBCs leading news story over Iran. It’s giving “oh thank god a distraction!”.

This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.

I swear to god it's just the same story every two days

All the god damn time