He said to him, "Abraham!"

"Yo whaddup," Abraham replied.

When did he say that?

Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

Ahh! You can’t just post this and not drop your cashapp! The basilisk will get me!!!

This video just appeared on my YouTube algorithm. Uploaded 13 years ago. Happy Sunday

youtu.be/cceQpw8U8Gk

Well yeah its legs don’t get tired

🐁☁️🎈💕

Intellectual property recycling machine goes bbbrrrrrrr

pope leo XIV mii dancing

aussie guy mii saying “His Holiness sounded really interested in excommunicating JD Vance when we talked.”

made a pope leo mii

Luigi says "Spit in this hole"

The New York Times is furiously taking notes on using passive voice from her post

Garfield looking at a sign that has his picture underneath a “prohibited” sign. Garfield is saying “Huh. I wonder who that’s for.”

I'm the scat man, Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop

It’s not longing for “inconvenience”, it’s a combination of subscription fatigue and actually owning the things we pay for, instead of them being on a cloud whose access we can lose to at the whim of a corporation.

“Masturbates while arguing online” explains like 90% of the behavior on this website

CYPHER: I know this steak doesn't exist... Ignorance is bliss...

NEO (BEEN TAKING SPANISH ON DUOLINGO FOR THE LAST 3 WEEKS): carne asada...

The Cybersmith replied to your post

Why is One-Winged Angel playing every time you post

Always good to see myself in the papers

NANCY HAS MET SLUGGO DOWNTOWN HE HAS JUST GOT PAID AT THE BAIT SHOP WHERE HE WORKS NANCY IS TRULY SURPRISED ABOUT HIS PAY SLUGGO:THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS SLUGGO IS HOLDING A TIN CAN FILLED WITH WOIMS (WORMS)

WOIMSDAY

Cinco de Mayo

It’s for me, the woke private military contractor

Maybe… maybe we became computer

Does that include farm workers or nah

Low key the team should have just left Slippy for dead when he got slapped by that one robot and sent to the desert planet