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Cool story bot. Go fuck yourself.

Big Bird Seen Working At Local Starbucks After PBS Funding Cuts

Big Bird Seen Working At Local Starbucks After PBS Funding Cuts

This is the way

A large crowd of protesters in front of the U.S. Capitol building in Washington in February. A headline reads: "Judge Orders Thousands of Federal Workers Reinstated." Photo by Tierney L. Cross for The New York Times

Breaking News: A judge ordered the rehiring of thousands of probationary workers across six federal agencies, saying their firings were based on a “sham.” Follow live updates. nyti.ms/422hhPg

Oh they’ll come around pretty quick after they’re all drafted to fight in the Broligarchy’s World War.

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Very heartening to see foreign officials mocking him for being a fucking clown. Feels like the garlic to his vampire

The Revolution will be AI-icized

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Caves of Altamira is a masterpiece. IMHO.

Wild

A quick resistance task:
1. Google Gulf of Mexico
2. “Gulf of America" is the top
3. Click on the three little dots to the right of it
4. Select "Send Feedback"
5. Click on "Gulf Of America"
6. Select "Inaccurate content"
7. Select "Incorrect" and type in "The correct name is “Gulf of Mexico"

How can you not love Chris Kluwe?

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

DARK GOTHIC MAGA: How Tech Billionaires Plan to Destroy America YouTube video by Blonde Politics | The Silly Serious

youtu.be/5RpPTRcz1no?...

A diverse flight crew of a gay guy, a Black man, and a woman

A gay guy, a Black man, and a woman walk into a flight deck— that’s not the beginning of a joke, but just a regular day at work! There was so much DEI on this plane that we could hardly get in the air. Luckily my limp wrists were able to wrestle the heavy jet back to the ground 💅🏼

Hey @fladems.bsky.social , tell us you are rushing to offer town halls for all Colombians and to be on every podcast tv and radio station popular in the community, and ASK them, ASK them how you can help.

Hi, I’m God.

Bluesky has crossed 29 MILLION USERS.

Fuck you, Elon!

Fuck you, Zuck!

TitKok. Lol

Learned of their firing while waiting for a photo op with the Commander in Chief.

I’m watching all of the Die Hard movies today. It’s a great day off so far :)

You guys need to see this and take it in…

Wise words from someone who is a target. And he’s been listening.

Gonna say it was autism when I karate chop a Nazi.

What a turd

Come to the Whole Foods bud!

Daily Egg Price Post? Or Weekly?
Either way, I bet they never go any lower. And this price is from the last day of the Biden Administration.

World map with all countries in green except for the United States, symbolizing U.S. withdrawal from the World Health Organization. Caption from '@IdiotBenevolent' says "The updated World Health Organization map is a sick joke."

The joke is on us.

Awwwwww, the whitest people in the country, saying white people things. Lol