It’s a thumbs up from me!

”Virrvarr” is a classic graphical design pattern from the 1960s found in many Swedish homes, usually on laminate countertops, tables, or cutting boards. Its crisscrossing lines are intended to hide any marks from knives when chopping on it.

I put my cock on this one for scale.

Always looking gorgeous

Looks lovely! 😍

It’s good for your body!

Come out on the balcony and get some vitamin D

Ooh that’s a good one. Will have to remember that!

And I’ll definitely be going again, with a better pants situation!

Yes it was more annoying than anything else. Some of the other guys were also having a hard time, I suspect for the same reasons, and that’s fine.
Nobody were embarrassed.
I said, “sorry doesn’t look like it’s happening tonight”, the other guy said “same” and then we kissed some more and that was it

Thank you, I hope I can find something that works :)

I’d never be able have sex with anyone ever again since they’d all be grossed out by the body horror, but boy oh boy would I be jerkin off a lot!

My dream superpower: The Spider-Man organic web shooters but it just dispenses lube. I’ll just do the 🤘 thing and it squirts out some grade A water based lube wherever I need it 💦

Anyway here’s a cock.

Going to Scotland this summer. How inappropriate is it to get a kilt?

I need to be able to spread my legs and have the balls swing freely!
Pants suck! Terrible garment!

One I got home I shot a huge load while lying in bed though, so there’s nothing wrong with the system, just the circumstances 😅

And I need lube to be able to jack off, and after jerking for ten mins it dries out and I’m like “sorry mate I need more lube” and it spoils the mood.

Went out to a cruising club last night and had a great time, but I was not able to cum even though I was having some amazing sex with some very hot guys.
I think on one hand it’s performance anxiety, but also; Jerking off while standing up with your pants around your knees sucks. I need to sit down!

Waking up late, and it’s the first day of the year where it’s warm enough to sit on the balcony in the sun.
Things will be fine.

Come play m’lord #FCF

Happy Fat Cock Good Friday! #FCF #FCGF

The little death, captured on camera.

Wanky Wednesday? Is that a thing?

Coach is showing off a double bicep flex while wearing a shredder tee with the message PROTECT THE DOLLS printed on it.

On this #TransDayOfVisbility, I want to honor the folks who inspire me constantly w/ their bravery & honesty. Trans folks are the back bone of our community & represent the very best of us. I stand in solidarity w/ my trans siblings as they seek justice and dignity.

I’s standing naked in the right edge of the picture, and a bright lamp outside of the frame makes a deep shadow of me on the empty wall next to me. Most striking is the shadow of my hard dick, which looks like it belongs on a horse rather than on a human.

If this is art, would it be surrealism? #shadow #nude #horsecock #uncut #zebratos

Weirdly enough getting your hair cut makes your dick tingle.

After the haircut. Looking alive again!

Before the haircut… looking ravaged by time

I just missed the Friday part of Fat Cock Friday over here, but maybe the people across the pond can still enjoy it for a few more hours? #FCF