When you smoke weed then give your cat some nip so y’all can be high together Image: man with cat in portrait studio

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Mike Nellis @MikeNellis "I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump NELLIS X.com • +*+

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

LinkedIn. You will never find a more wretched hive of AI images and blatantly generated posts. We must be cautious.

I will say the big difference between him putting all of his political beliefs in terms of Mario Kart and me when I do it is there are three women who haven’t walked out of the room when he does it

The fact that Mamdani just seems like a cheerful normal guy who's policies are things like "we're going to tax second homes to fund pothole repairs" or whatever and yet this generates panicked responses like "This is basically Stalin's great purge turned up to eleven" is... telling. It tells things.

My tax returns, too, fail to show signs of my parents’ success filtering down to my bank account just yet.

need a mean bossy femme to force me to eat her out so bad im so good with my mouf ‼️

Gen Z is fucking exhausted by demands never met by either party. We have been out protesting bullshit our entire lives and not once has real meaningful national change occurred. Not for gun violence. Not for livable wages. Not for BLM. Not for Palestine. It’s amazing that we are still try at all.

A meme of a dog sitting in a field of flowers with the text "I'm like if the sleepiest person in the world was forced to be awake"

The antebellum United States was an absolutely wretched, racist, and evil country.

Somehow, the Confederacy was even worse. And on this day in 1865, it died.

Happy Confederate Surrender Day. Rest in Piss to one of the most evil regimes in history.

there are few things more violent than an israeli ceasefire

kermit in a straight jacket and restraint mask

my family rolling me out to spring gatherings but avoiding talking about anything nerdy

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

shit my ADHD ass lost the body of christ

It's impolite to call Musk a genocidal white nationalist because "civility" in American discourse functions not as a neutral procedural norm but as an asymmetric weapon to shield the powerful from accurate moral characterization while policing the tone of those who object.

You develop an instant global consciousness, a people orientation, an intense dissatisfaction with the state of the world, and a compulsion to do something about it. From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch

This quote from Apollo 14 astronaut Edgar Mitchell has been in my head the last few days

I sympathize, truly, but I'd also like to take this opportunity to remind everyone of the 3-2-1 rule:

3 backups.
2 different formats.
1 offsite.

A screenshot of a TikTok comment says “never seen a cybertruck at the library”

Seven-word death punch

chocolate syrup

i need a girl with a nose ring and multiple tattoos to tell me which planets are making me sad rn

Post from Andrew A.N. Deloucas @aandeloucas.com: In line with discussion about the job market, the latest majors being closed at Syracuse University: Nine majors "sunsetting": • Classical civilization • Classics (Greek and Latin) • Digital humanities • Fine arts • German • Latino-Latin American studies • Middle Eastern studies • Modern Jewish studies • Russian ALT

The First University in the Nation to Build a Center Dedicated to the Creator Economy Syracuse University is creating something that doesn't exist anywhere else in higher education. The Center for the Creator Economy is the first academic center of its kind on a U.S. college campus. Led jointly by the S.I. Newhouse School of Public Communications and the Martin). Whitman School of Management, the center reinforces Syracuse University's commitment to bold, forward-looking academic leadership. By aligning strengths in entrepreneurship, media, communications, athletics and digital infrastructure, the University is charting how higher education can prepare students for the 21st-century economy.

Another university getting rid of things you could only ever do at a university and replacing them with stuff a 13-year-old can do on a phone

Professors & university staff were targeted & fired for less than this just a few months ago.

We don’t have universal healthcare for the same reason that white southerners poured cement into their community swimming pools rather than let their black neighbors swim in them. Racism is ruining ALL of our lives.

We saw the prototype of the Nero Doctrine with Twitter. The goal wasn't to make it profitable or "free." The goal was to break the one place where news broke faster than the state could spin it.

They bought the town square not to speak in it, but to burn it down so we’d have nowhere else to gather.

I haven’t had notifications on my phone in a decade. A list of exactly five people can break through my DND if they call twice. This freaks 1) millennials 2) Gen Z 3) students out to no end.

I don’t know how we ever thought this was okay but then again I’m old.

"Fascism and Ideology" card in Gacha

Fascism and ideology card defeated by 2025 New York City Democratic Primary

thought I found the best card in the game but I failed to consider Mamdani

So much of US foreign policy in the Middle East makes sense when you realize a disproportionately influential Christian sect believes Israel is the material component in their Summon Jesus spell