Hello ,I'm your Reform candidate for Huyton South and I'm a total cunt.

Gass is going to the top leagues, with or without us #swfc

Love you Pato #swfc

Gravy flavoured makeup will do this

That's a yikes from me

Same here, need to get off the filth

Haha no, sorry, I was one of the people previously doubting the need for seat belts on planes 🤦

I was one of these people 🙋

Screenshot of a tweet: “The creator of Nutella, Francesco Rivella, has died on Valentine's Day”

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

Now Valery too ffs 🫠 #swfc

Desparate for some cbs now more than ever #swfc

I do have sympathy for him, good pressing etc, but how much longer can we afford to play a striker who doesn't score goals?

Time to let Ugbo go tbh, it's over #swfc

I had to stand up due to nerves yet he just ploughs on like its no problem

What a beauty #swfc

I want this commentary played at my funeral

He's improved so much this year, love him

Gassama is the fucking man today #swfc

If we lose Danny and Shea we'll do well to avoid relegation 😭 Would be very Wednesday for it to go to shit when things are looking up 🙃 #swfc

Cats in a bath

Terrorists/squatters #catsofbluesky #cats

Get in there!! Gassama with a great strike after being rugby tackled half the game. Lovely stuff #swfc

Hahaha liquid football 😎 #swfc

Defos had a bit of a shout at the TV then, felt good #swfc

Some shocking officiating (no surprise). Offside goal against and not stopping play for a head injury. We can do this today though, look lively #swfc

Think we should strive to deal in truth (parody, satire excluded to a point bcos funny)

Logged onto twitter briefly and the first thing I saw was a promotion of the American healthcare system by a supposed European, quickly followed by some conspiracy about how the storm is man made. Both with thousands of likes etc, being pushed by the algorithm 😭

Good job pne lacked killer instinct cos we should have lost that #swfc

Not great today but at least it was entertaining in the 2nd half, was losing the will to live at ht #swfc

We don't deserve penalties if that's how we take them 😭

Spewing commences