Tabby stands on hind legs with one paw outstretched toward a TV displaying a capsule above water.

NASA failed to predict the real splashdown risk.

Hey did the US just functionally ban all routers?

a snowman is blowing flames out of his mouth Alt: A snowman is blowing flames out of his mouth

I made a snowman in March, it was 18°C a few days earlier, wild.

a man in a suit and tie says " because this is canada baby !!! " Alt: A man (Mark Critch) in a suit and tie saying "Because this is Canada baby!!!" with a picture of bagged milk in the background.

Big Time doesn’t want you to know this, but an hour is actually 22 minutes.

-10° or lower all day AND A SNOWSTORM TODAY, YAY!

A extremely late Happy New Year

a black and white photo of cars driving down a snowy road Alt: A photo of cars driving down a snowy unplowed road during a snowstorm making it appear almost black and white from the sheer amount of snowfall.

It is far too warm for January. Multiple days without being sub zero is ridiculous. Gimmie the snow, the ice, none of this lukewarm go out in a sweater stuff.

If it keeps up like this it’ll just be mud, disappointing slush, sand, and dead (well dormant) plants.

-5°C or lower

Marvel’s Incredible Hulk looking toward the camera with a pursed pensive look similar to “Blue Steel” from the film Zoolander

I’m getting blue steel energy from the Hulk at the grocery store

Coppertone unveils new SPF 1,000,000 sunblock that shrouds land in eternal darkness “Thanks to our new SPF 1,000,000 sunblock, you, your family, and large swathes of your province will enjoy nonstop protection from harmful UV rays, light, and warmth.”

Coppertone unveils new SPF 1,000,000 sunblock that shrouds land in eternal darkness

A screenshot of the American Standard website highlighting their toilets can flushed a bucket of golf balls for some reason???

What a time to be alive, I can flush bucket after bucket of golf balls down the toilet with complete confidence.

The country club won’t see it coming.

two lego figures standing on a sandy beach with one holding a hamburger and the other holding a french fries bucket Alt: two lego figures (Darth Vader and Palpatine) standing on a sandy beach. Darry Vader is holding two beach chairs, a bucket, a small sand shovel, and a surf board with the Empire symbol on it. Vader is also wearing a shirt with a tropical print on it. Palpatine is just following next to Vader looking at the ground.

Aside from the wildfire smoke, this summer has been nice so far

I saw a duck and some ducklings today :-)

a melting ice cube with a sad face on it Alt: a melting ice cube with a sad face on it

It got up to 28°C today. I’m not built for this heat.

A close up photo of a white trillium flower.

The trilliums are blooming :-)

a person is holding a piece of brownie with a bite taken out of it . Alt: A GIF of a person lifting a slice of brownie from brownies and placing that piece on top of another brownie.

I made brownies today, hell yeah

princess bubblegum from adventure time is standing in front of a broken chair . Alt: princess bubblegum from adventure time is flipping a table and chair

The fact there isn’t some universal standard for power tool batteries in ridiculous.

a pixelated image of a dragon flying over a field Alt: a low resolution GIF of a Skyrim dragon flying over a field, flailing wildly

Because Skyrim is truly a flawless masterpiece, that definitely has no flaws whatsoever lol

A Skyrim Loading Screen featuring a bear standing on its hind legs, in what appears to be an attacking position. To the bottom right there is text saying “If you fart too hard, you can hurt yourself”

I was imagining it as a Skyrim loading screen tip.

Random tip given during a video game loading screen be like

a peacock is walking down a stone walkway in a park . Alt: a peacock is walking down a stone walkway in a park strutting its stuff and tail feathers are fully out

A peacock is just a fancy turkey 🦃🦚

a cartoon character from the simpsons is standing in front of a locker and waving . Alt: Ralph from The Simpsons is standing in front of a locker and waving, subtitled with “I’m voted”.

I voted yesterday and I implore others to do the same on election day.

#canpoli #canada

Forget microplastics, I want macroplastics, just jam a whole credit card in my veins.

two raccoons are playing in a swimming pool with a blue bucket in the background Alt: two raccoons are playing in a swimming pool with a blue bucket in the background

I saw a raccoon swimming today. Didn’t realize they could swim, they don’t give the vibe of being adept swimmers to me.

But I guess it makes sense they can swim.

a cartoon robot is walking on a dirt road . Alt: a cartoon robot is walking on a dirt road . And turns into something sus, amogus

Finding hidden vegetables call that more than beets the eye

a red and white thermometer shows that the temperature is 77 degrees celsius Alt: a red and white illustration of a thermometer showing a rapid increase and decrease in temperature.

Really throwing me off how in under a week it was snowing and now it’s 16°C.

a group of people standing in front of a dang sign Alt: a group of people standing in front of a dang sign, face palming

I only just found my long johns after winter ended :-/

One Hole per beverage A coke machine at a fast food place from befor the 2010s is shown next to a big green check mark Unholy drink cloaca A coke machine with a single dispenser and an screen for choice is shown

A sign outside Southwestern Public Health in St. Thomas, Ont. on Tuesday, March 4, 2025 warns residents to call ahead before visiting a doctor or hospital if they think they have the measles.

Ontario measles case count exceeds 800 total infections, 155 new since last week www.thecanadianpressnews.ca/health/ontar... @cdnpress.bsky.social

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