None of these incidents are cool stories anymore. It is all "I'm incapacitated because I slid into a restaurant booth wrong or I picked up a yogurt."

Boycotting HEB? That's probably the funniest thing I will read all week.

I'm usually in your corner, Will but you might want to check yourself here. Wolfers isn't some kind of crank.

One of my engineering professors in college helped build a minor system on the capsule in the Apollo project. To this day I can't imagine what that felt like knowing your stuff went to the moon and back.

Name recognition is pretty much everything in 2026. Once things start getting more serious in the 2nd half of 2027 that advantage is going to vaporize and she is going to be back closer to her status in 2019. I'm not suggesting she can't win, I just don't think she is particularly strong.

I can't think of single thing that supports that contention. Harris doesn't have a huge constituency that powered her in 2020 and 2024 was as unique as you will ever find. Why will she be so popular now?

I think lunar missions are as far from being made up on the fly as you can get. They plan and simulate everything they can possibly think of.

I was very worried we were going to have to watch videos of Kash Patel slamming beers in mission control.

Now you tell me

You're presupposing scams aren't the future of AI...

This is like the Platonic ideal for using this meme.

In fairness, what is the current definition of legislative day? They've refined time previously to protect some of Trump's tariff edicts.

Also, what do the rules say about seating new members? Johnson made a mockery of that procedure for weeks and weeks.

That response is extra asinine given your bio.

I shudder to imagine the "Trump's selective use of nukes on only the most important targets demonstrates the public option tightrope he has to walk" NYT headline

Alien

Now I'm picture Karoline Leavitt as the mouth of Sauron.

In a perfect world the red hats would leave a permanent visible stain.

I read "I have two Microsoft Outlooks" and couldn't help but complete that with "one always tells the truth and one always lies." I suppose that really needs to be Copilot, but oh well.

The original claim was that Republicans split roughly 50/50. I'm questioning that claim.

If the sample size is large enough you would see a roughly even split if the original claim was true.

Of course. But I am highly skeptical that asking a meaningful number of Republicans if they are MAGA gets an even split.

I'm really curious where the claim that half the Republican party is non-MAGA is coming from.

I just wonder how long things will drag out with Roberts and Kegstand and Alito constantly running up to check on him to make sure he is comfortable and his drink is full.

What an idiotic list. Who is putting out Manchin and Sinema and Fetterman as "the Democratic bench"?

If we could harness half the energy the left put into screaming about who isn't acceptable we wouldn't need oil from anywhere.

Off to a No Kings rally. Hoping it is even bigger than last time.

Downer fortune cookie or tragic/amusing story intro?

Leroy Brown turned over a new leaf and became a financial advisor.

Competitor "Tomb With a View" launching next month.

SBC slurped up a bunch of the RBOCs first. I think SNL did a funny animation that showed AT&T getting broken up and then reforming.

The great thing about reverse chronological sorting is that as I scroll down oil gets cheaper and cheaper.

SBC, who owned Cingular, bought AT&T. They just took the AT&T name.