the thing is at this point in my life they mostly exist to fuel my unhinged fanfiction so like if they want to interact with me like I GUESS they can but homies I'm not here for you, I'm here for all my Ken Dolls that look like you (because I get to make those kiss each other!!!)

i have the attention span of a squirrel, so after three (3) business days went by and they failed to notice me we'd be right back to unhinged horny posting again either way

someone with tiktok tell me what JK just did

how many words do ao3 fanworks have? [2024] 50% have <2,270 words 95% have <30,731 words

or this one 🙃

how long is a... short story: up to 7,500 words novelette: 7,500-17,000 words novella: 17,000-40,000 words novel: 40,000 words or more (usually 70,000-100,000)

how many words in a novel? 90,000 average word count of a novel 55,000 average word count of a nonfiction book 120,000 the word count limit most traditional publishing editors say for a novel by a debut author

we need to start responding to these things with nothing but one of those graphics about average book lengths lmao

some days I hate having OCD/BDD so much because it's like I WANT so badly to believe the meatsuit is good enough but also even attempting to do so feels like I am trying to bend steel in half with my bare hands. My brain just runs up against a solid wall of NO. aldkdkfk

golden maknae knows he's got it good with six hyungs who without thinking will give him anything he asks for... I remember JK talking once about how, when he's hungry, he just wanders up to a hyung and starts eating whatever they have, fully confident he'll be allowed...

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

a young man with red hair is sitting on a couch wearing a colorful sweater with the word vogue printed on it . ALT: a young man with red hair is sitting on a couch wearing a colorful sweater with the word vogue printed on it .

This one, yeah?

GUESS WHO IS REAL COOL BEING CALLED DADDY??? 🙃

Screenshot from X: @BeautifulSoulB7 To all the i-lovelies: It’s time to give a massive shout-out to our 🇰🇷K-Army! With the title track #BTS_SWIM, 🇰🇷💎’ve achieved: Inkigayo: 👑👑👑 (Triple Crown) Music Core: 👑👑👑 (Triple Crown) M Countdown: 👑👑👑 (Triple Crown) Show Champion: 👑👑👑 (Triple Crown) Music Bank: 🏆🏆 After these 14 incredible wins, 🇰🇷💎 just took home another 🥇 𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙝𝙮 𝙤𝙣 𝙄𝙣𝙠𝙞𝙜𝙖𝙮𝙤 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 2.0! The "baton touch" was a total success! Please give them a huge round of applause and gratitude! They r working soooo hard!!!! 🎉🇰🇷💎🥹🙆‍♀️😭💜🇰🇷💎🎉

Screenshot of 2.0 winning Inkigayo

Cartoon of 2 outline people handing off a baton in a race. Both have Korea on their heads. The person handing off the baton has a Swim shirt, the person receiving it has a 2.0 shirt on.

I bring news from a K-Diamond on how many awards BTS is winning this comeback! Thank you so much voters and streamers! A Triple Crown means a song has won the most trophies it's eligible to win 😁

Now the focus is on 2.0, please watch on YT and stream to help 💜

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this broke me when he said this, I won't even lie to you. LIKE COOL OKAY VERS BISEXUAL SWITCH NAMJOOM IS CANON. COOL COOL COOL COOL COOL.

she's just a friendly lady who wants to be involved in stuff I do! we'll just...not tell her about all the thirsting we do here 😅😂

My mom LOVED THIS, she was groaning over the pun hahahah

my mom loves you she was like SHE IS GREAT, GOOD ENERGY

Namjoon, The Overthinker: you can never tell what Jungkook is thinking, he's so inscrutable, he's so unpredictable
JK in his head: *elevator music*

my mom doesn't really understand social media other than Facebook but she wanted me to post her face here with her reactions so you all know what she looks like (I guess???)

so this is my mom she says hi

I love how JK answered that (I feel very leading) question about frustration at being treated as the youngest member.

JK: Me? Upset? Oh no, I’m baby. It’s my thing. 🥰

no one understanfs whatthsi means to me no one talk to me no ine told me abt this i had to see it on my own i cantbbelieve this

Once taboo, now on view: Seoul debuts major queer art exhibition In Korea, queer culture is still often treated as a social taboo, remaining mostly at the margins of public discourse. Art Sonje Center in Seoul has opened the

"Art Sonje Center in Seoul has opened the first large-scale institutional exhibition in Korea dedicated to queer art, presenting an opportunity to encounter practices and perspectives that have long been overlooked in mainstream cultural spaces."

Jungkook’s keys to pop superstardom being to work incredibly hard, be focused and detailed about each aspect of his performance, and keep his head as empty and each moment as ephemeral as humanly possible is honestly great strategy, but it only works when you’ve got the Namseok worry crew behind you

it's dad on arrival by joe dombrowski, I literally hurt my jaw from laughing so hard. do recommend. it's on YT.

update I don't know why I even bother trying to hide my spicy fanfiction, we get here and she insists on watching a joe dabrowski comedy special with me and it is the filthiest thing known to man and we are CRYING omg 😂

she is still talking to me about BTS guys every time she find an article about them on her feed she reads it out loud to me because she's a boomer we have now discussed yoongi's autism work lol

right??? I was like...so close and yet, so far, mom 😂

she's hilarious!! she has no idea how funny she is 😂

it was LITERALLY that vibe. She starts telling me all about how they HAVE to be an item, are they an item???? and I was like. that's a very good question mom 😂 I doubt we'll ever know even if they were 😂

hilariously I did nothing to prompt this, it was 100% her algo

also I just sat in the parking lot while she visited what I can only describe as a Yarn Warehouse so.....not that different 😂

me: yoongi is the one who looks like a cat.

my mom: *cracks up*

me: you know which one I mean, right?

mom: he DOES look like a cat!! 😂

I was so impressed!!