My girlfriend and I are watching Airbud and the ref and coach just said "does he dribble?" "no but he might drool a bit."

gf is crying laughing and just went to the bathroom to throw up. this line from Airbud was funnier to her than anything I've ever said

:(

smash

69 has been used as a euphemism since the 1790s (according to Wikipedia)

67 originated in 2025 and quickly became a new "funny number" meme

If this trend continues linearly, 65 will be hilarious in the year 2260. However, I have yet to calculate how 420, orig. 1971, factors into this equation

You’ve been a bot this whole time???

I won’t believe you without video evidence

Tragic: The worst person you know said something very funny

I already struggle so hard to just interact with people in a way that feels genuine, and to know when they are also being genuine, and now ai is at a point where I have to consider the fact that the person I’m watching could just be fake. Like fuck for all I know both of the people in the vid are ai

Damn I went into that being like “oh no this real artist is struggling to get her music off the ground cuz people are trying to say she’s ai” and that was like the shit that was weird that humans have to prove they are real but apparently that was actually an ai video soooo shit

A text from my girlfriend which includes an image of half burnt, half undercooked bacon. The text reads “Mmm perfect bacon”

I’m dating a monster

Heartwarming: Lego community shows their acceptance of trans people through collection thirst for the tboy minifigure

i have fallen into the rabbit hole of adult lego fan YouTube
and jesus christ is it some of the most whiney people you can imagine

Can you tell that I’m autistic?

I’m so glad that it’s not just me, I’ve been a massive Lego fan my whole life, and trying to find good Lego content as an adult is exhausting. I don’t remember it being this bad a few years ago, but recently there is so much negativity, especially in Lego Star wars

Thinking about getting that Star Wars ship tattooed on my taint and calling it the Perineum Falcon

I doubt I am, but it’d be cool if I was the first to make this joke

Wow you look like 40 years younger! Are you wearing contacts in the new pic or just blind without glasses

My ankle with a rainbow tie dye band-aid on it next to a blood stain on a bathmat and a blood soaked paper towel

You want smooth legs? A blood sacrifice is required

(Genuinely the worst shaving injury I’ve ever had tho, didn’t realize how bad it was until I shut off the water and suddenly my whole foot was red. This image doesn’t do it justice tbh)

If pretty then why no head >:(

The Kathleen hate has always been bullshit. I can’t think of a single example of someone criticizing her for anything other than sexist “anti-woke” bullshit or being upset cuz they bullied Lucas into selling Star Wars and want him back

Heaven forbid a woman have a job and do it well

There’s no question that the more people we have fighting against this the better, but just cuz at the moment we’re “on the same side” doesn’t mean you get grace. It means I’ll appreciate what little benefit I get from you agreeing, but once you’re back to tolerating a little racism, you get nothing

Good people have zero tolerance for racism. People like this aren’t “hard of hearing” they can just tolerate a *little* racism. Just cuz suddenly it’s more racism than you’re willing to tolerate doesn’t mean we’re all good

Experiencing this film for the first time in an IKEA Småland ball pit was a very formative experience for me

Some dumb bitch but like she’s got cute brown shoulder length hair

New hair cut! I feel cute :3

Anyway back to writing smut

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2011 pov: I am watching a movie

2013 pov: I am watching a movie through an aquarium

Like platonic friends that are girls or polyamorous relationship with multiple girlfriends?

Regardless of which it is, also true for me

My tarantula is probably gonna die in a year and it’s got me feeling very sad. After doing the math earlier I realized how old she is, now I’m lying in bed crying

Humans are weird. I’ve become emotionally attached to a small bug that doesn’t know I exist and I see maybe once a week

Funny how vulnerable people being exploited for underpaid labor is somehow their fault. Illegal aliens aren’t hurting businesses, people who take advantage of them are

Sigh. Guys, I've been MORE than ready for a "Let's honestly reappraise the Prequels and how GenX treated George Lucas about them" discussion for a long time now; but it's going to be an intellectually dishonest circle-jerk if we're ONLY going to do it in the context of "DISNEY ERA SUCKS"

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