I’m so sad 😭
I remember it was so cool going to my first Reign game at the Seattle Center and seeing the USWNT stars, but all I could pay attention to was Jess Fishlock who was so dynamic and such a soccer player. We’re so lucky to have had her here. She’s the best. And last original Reign!
I’m often grateful I didn’t live in a time period where you married whoever you were dating at age 20 simply because it was time to get married, with no real possibility of divorce, because god did I need time to figure out what dudes to stay away from!
Yep. Yes. Shamefully, yes. Woulda given it all up and moved to a foreign country for this type of dude, only to realize it was the worst decision about a day later.
I really want someone to ask Dan Wilson to use “I feel” statements.
The way players are so serious in the postgame press conferences is so funny to me. It’s like they’re really working through it in therapy.
Yeah, I feel like I’ve veered all the way into “Back in my day!” territory 😂
Dan Wilson’s bullpen management isn’t the problem, having to solve ridiculous jigsaw puzzles with relievers is the problem because we all decided starting pitchers should try to hurl their arms clean off their shoulders every single time they throw a pitch.
😭😭😭
I’m dissociating from the Mariners out of respect for myself.
An iPhone that I can carry in my hand without it trying to change my wallpaper. An iPhone that lasts more than 2 years without the battery turning into big pile of goo that has to charged 5 times a day. An iPhone that does basic things and no dumb things.
Like, name one thing that was normal about the Clinton Administration. You can’t do it! It was batshit!
To be fair, looking back on literally every political thing in the 90s is batshit. We were all sitting around drinking coffee in a burning house saying, “This is fine“ then too.
There hasn’t been an April 20th for 27 years when I haven’t thought about Columbine, but I was thinking today the immediate response to it fits right in with the politics of today, huh? We‘ve always had this insanity in us.
I haven’t made (eatable…) bread in a minute (I keep futzing with it, I don’t know why!) and I accomplished the feat today, and having a slice of really good bread can fix anyone (gluten or allergy issues aside, of course!).
When I’m the dictator of America, it will be HEALTHY to eat a loaf a day!
Yes, cherries and ice milk. They actually exhumed him a while back to do poison testing, which was negative, but I still think he was assassinated!
Zachary Taylor was assassinated!
Stupid weather getting warm and ruining my perfectly calibrated bread making process.
like to do in her free time? Any other masochistic hobbies I should know about? Self-flagellation, maybe?" "Hm," she pretended to think about it. "Does being a Mariners' fan count as self-flagellation?" Rosaline laughed. "Yes." "Nah, I'm kidding. Well, not about the Mariners, unfortunately. I am a
Mariners catching strays in romance novels now. Rude 😂
(Playing for Keeps by Alexandria Bellefleur)
Books where the characters make pop culture references from when they were infants is going to be the end of me. It’s almost as bad as first person present. Like, I can buy one random person would be into that. But two 28 year old strangers volleying pop culture references from the 90s? No.
Reading a book about Nadia Comăneci with 10 year old.
Her: So after all those years no one scored a 10 and then she scores seven 10s?! Bruh. That’s just stupid! (complimentary) Like, bro!
Me: Weeell, they kinda had to give her a 10 because they over scored the Russians…
Her: Bro! 😂
Nice!! Blocking the sidewalk with cans makes me insane!
It wasn’t the Dictator of America election, I’d make a bigger deal out of that than a school PTO election. Also I’m serving on an interim basis because I don’t actually want to be responsible or in charge of anything. I just want to read books.
Having won an election (please clap)(I ran unopposed), I am home and going to put on pajamas and drink Spindrift and read a book. I am not going to watch my beloved ball tossers because I want to enjoy my evening.
Yes, it's so satisfying! So much of my cleaning energy goes to just keeping our heads above water because kids are not as committed to a clean house as I am 😂 But it feels so good to do a deep clean and know it's clean!
I also want to make more cake, but that sort of thing is not conducive to making a kitchen cleaner. Quite the opposite, in fact. There are two wolves, etc.
I've been watching a lot of videos of people cleaning and now I'm so hype to do a huge deep clean of the kitchen and reorganize things. I need to have fewer responsibilities because I'd love to take a full day and just clean all day.
It me.
It’s only crazy if it doesn’t work.
