Me agreeing to a new project knowing full well it’s gonna add stress 🇲🇽

wsl9x Windows 9x subsystem for Linux

Now I'm finally ready for Windows 95: codeberg.org/hails/wsl9x

Be careful when searching for typesetting languages.

Also trained in gorilla warfare.

They're just classic Internet Tough Guys.

this is important research that deserves our attention

If your toaster starts working like this website today, report it to us on SaferProducts.gov.

A bounce house with razor sharp teeth and tentacle wings flying off the ground. A family runs away in terror. The father shouts, "it's taking flight! The son shouts to the family dog, "Sparky! Wait for us!" Sparky shouts back in perfect human language, "Nope!" The text reads: Never use a bounce house if it's windy. Wind speed should be no more than 15 to 25 miles per hour. Make sure your bounce house is properly staked and anchored on a flat, even surface.

It's Bounce House season.

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

Stop waiting for your IDE to load: This 30-year-old editor is faster The tiny editor has some big features.

My latest in HTG: Why I prefer Vim over an IDE: www.howtogeek.com/vim-isnt-out...

The fact they made this travesty and didn't even call it Your Own Personal Jesus is the worst crime of all.

"Nirvana killed my career." - @shadowtodd.bsky.social

"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope." Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war. A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic. Canon 751: “Schism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,” ie. the Pope. https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

Gray T-shirt with the blue NASA meatball logo. In place of NASA it says, “Not Flat”. Underneath the logo are the words We Checked.

Please to report that we collected another data point yesterday and this still holds true.

Some kid was kicking their seat the whole time, and there was a crying baby.

i bet one of the astronauts immediately got up, grabbed their stuff and moved to get closer the exit

My dad was looking at me and said “wow, I remember watching the moon landing, now you get to see something like it”

Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee surrendering to Union Gen. Ulysses S. Grant at Appomattox Court House, Virginia, April 9, 1865; wood engraving based on an illustration by Alfred R. Waud, 1887.

Happy Confederate Surrender Day to all who celebrate it.

I like those vectors.

as a meta analysis, I think computer communication has made some ppl completely unconfident that a person reading them can summon the concern or interest or urgency to care unless the writer has made every attempt to make the message Super or Relieving or Aggravating to a maximal extent. it’s tiring

does “the existence of A rest on the back of B”? or is it maybe the B is “just” an important element in A? does this post/essay/video “totally explain C”? Really?

one thing that seems to have gotten worse (alongside general literacy) is so many would-be literate types are more often themselves imprecise and overly grand in their rhetoric. our world almost screams for some restraint and understatements, from many quarters.

this wikipedia editor is orbiting the moon right now!

Trump has been executing the Republican wish list. Why would they want to stop him?

Four of the moost ynspiringe people on Earthe are not currentlye on Earthe by cause thei are off on an adventure for all of us. You have our heartes, Artemis crew.

meme based on Magritte's famous surrealist image little yellow chick-shaped US Easter candy (peep) captioned: ceci n'est pas une peep

And, serendipitously, an art historian friend shared this today

Two pictures of the pillsbury dough boy: once is on a purple background with the caption “he is risen! happy Easter!”, and the other is tan and brown, similar to a cracker, on a white background saying “he is not! Happy Passover!”

It’s time to post one of my favorite memes of the year.

Screenshot from Riven

He is riven