Not quite the first in my camera roll, but very close.

Feist, Montreal Jazz Fest, 28 June 2013, from the time I got on the big screens after my friend got us to the second row by offering people baby carrots.

If you see this post a concert photo you took.

Love how my brain works, I’d coded a memory of seeing him last summer 😂 forever alive in my heart (and weak memory)

oh no, I am so behind on the news! RIP privacy panda 🙏🏼

is this bc our red panda exclusively sleeps and hides bc I think that’s good and right actually

We didn't deserve this day.

given the history of male astronauts at large, would it be too much to make being a widower a requirement

The bottom of an email that reads “Kind regards, Mangoes”

ordered some very polite mangoes

Walked down a street we don’t use much and I said to Conall it has great dating memories for me bc it’s where I expressed regret at not having gone for a malt at the diner on a walk home in 2019 and he told me we could just order malts when we got home. More gluttonous but I think same vibe.

we have to be allowed to imagine a better future (without DST) ‼️

am working from home and people are still telling me too much!

I literally told you this

absolutely not, it is an empire unto itself

call that legitimate interest ✨

the secret to being any team’s data protection expert is simply to say shit with authority

yeah, okay, I found it, the first celebrity death to make me just fully yell “fuck off” when I heard about it

whether by nature or nurture, there is a class of people who will always prefer death and destruction over a reduction in profits. they cannot be reasoned with. they cannot be taught empathy. they will watch young people shot, dismembered, and buried alive, and they will say that god is good.

I know the idea of “better” policing is as old a demand as civil rights movements in this country, the impulse to call for it at this moment is so terribly cruel that it can only be understood as aligned with the terrorists.

exclusively in my voice, but yes, of course

As American moves towards eliminating jus soli citizenship, a reminder that the people of Ireland voted to do the same

This resulted in precisely 0 benefits or opportunities accruing to existing Irish citizens

But it did let us be cruel to a bunch of kids, so who is to say if it was good or bad

Still amazes me that people say "you don't get to be racist and Irish" after we had the big "are you a racist?" referendum and nearly 80% of voters said yeah actually they were

Went skating for like 30 mins today, fell once, immediately bruised so badly I convinced myself I’d ruptured a clot because, wait for it, I recently wrapped up a few weeks of blood thinners.

……..yeah that’d probably explain the bruises.

cocaine is NOT made in america, meth shots ARE 😤

seeing too many people talking about Trump being on coke and not enough people talking about Trump being on these meth cocktail ass shots they had the Kennedy’s on.

Had a dream my mom came to visit and rented a car but the car was a Dublin Bus.

It is called “Hardly Working” bc I was a tumblr millennial who could never just call things what they are, had to keep it vaguely ~*~aesthetic~*~

Transferring all my playlists to Qobuz ended with them all being in semi-random order - this is a blessing actually bc now I’m writing an essay for my diploma course to a forgotten gem, the same soundtrack I did 10 years ago 🥲

somebody tell @luigii.bsky.social to get a license so he can pick me up from my various procedures in a normal vehicle

The video he showed us was in a WhatsApp thread that was just his wall-of-text to some woman. A wife? A daughter? A former passenger? We’ll never know.

now imagine you’re slowly coming out of sedation, pain is rising and you’re being told the free market will cure the housing crisis because robots don’t have unions