being trans is literal magic
I'm becoming a creature of my own design, one day at a time, and no matter how much of the end goal I can picture in my mind, so much of it is out of my hands in a way that fascinates, rather than distresses, me
and the journey in between is utterly bewitching
each day is a new expedition, tracing my fingers over muscles and bones beneath the surface, still guarded and padded by soft fat in most places, but constantly shifting, a different landscape, terrain alien to my own touch
I'm rediscovering myself as I slowly shapeshift and transform, day by day
between changes in fat distribution from testosterone and changes in my weight over the last two years, I genuinely cannot stop marveling at how my body has changed shape
I cannot stop touching and grabbing and inspecting different places, discovering new things every day, I am utterly fascinated
I'm so incredibly proud of you, and so grateful that you're still here to tell us about it. Love you~ 💛
I hope you find it soon 😭
I just got an upgrade on my focus pills (from immediate release to extended) and I can't imagine a workday without them now (nor do I want to)
D: D: D:
dude it was so fucking cool
I was already hype from their set and then they were like "oh yeah by the way"
yeah I'm a fucking fan, what an excellent night
it's Julien-K, for the record
un-fucking-real
when the opening act that you don't know a lot about at the Priest/Aesthetic Perfection show causally mentions they used to be Orgy and starts playing Blue Monday, what the fuck
A plant-shaped dildo with distinct concentric leaves on a windowsill among real plants.
the same plant toy on a banister among some gems and plants, with the outer layer of leaves peeled away to reveal another layer.
the same plant again hanging in a blue macrame sling, with both layers of leaves peeled away to reveal a central stem and bulb. it's in a terra cotta colored silicone pot.
Aloe Virile is available! It's a plant-themed dildo, dilator, and training toy that lets you choose its girth. It's my most advanced design to date, and a perfect way to celebrate ten years making silicone toys for you all.
www.funkittoys.com/product-page...
Aw, I'm so glad the one million spiders get to make some fun upgrades to their human suit ✨️
I mean, uh, enjoy!
wait i think i accidentally made a vore joke
I love it when my body sounds like breakfast!
you know, snap, crackle, pop 🥲
today I learned it is both medical lab professionals appreciation week AND lesbian visibility week, and I think that is not by mistake
have an excellent week, lab lesbians
I just think he’s neat
Holy shit nice, have an amazing time!
AVERAGE HEALTH SONG:
no one knows why they feel
just so long as feelings real
AVERAGE HEALTH FAN:
i own $500 in designer butt plugs
I didn't realise how badly I needed a therapist so most of my desire to write accidentally turned out to be a processing mechanism. But hey! People liked Overdue!
Also:
Transmedicalism is just repackaged gold star lesbian discourse and it serves nobody.
Some people have misunderstood this.
We literally saw how Claude itself, coded by Claude, turns one API call into a DOS of thousands upon thousands of API calls done in the sloppiest fucking way possible.
This postmortem shows Bluesky vibecoded a function to DOS itself, in a similarly stupid way.
A box says parasol medical with a picture of a red and white parasol. Parasol is another word for umbrella.
Oh... Oh no!
Tilda Swinton is basically always stunning ✨️😍✨️
I fled Utah after living there for 15 years due to the constant attacks on trans people, even the University of Utah hospital capitulating in advance of expected bans.
Moving took every cent I had and I worry it still won't be enough, not when hospitals keep treating us as expendable.
This is your reminder to pet your partner and tell them they’re a good animal.
I love hearing cardinals and blue jays together, as if there were a 5AM conversation “Hey, I’m going to make little scifi noises, that ok?”
“Sure, so long as I can yell ‘Fuck! Fuck!’”
“Deal.”
Critically-acclaimed
Bestseller
Winner of the AAAS/Subaru Prize for excellence in science books
A clue on JEOPARDY!
The first of my paleo narrative books including When the Earth Was Green 🌱 , Tyrant Lizard Queen 🦖 , and, soon, Megatooth 🦈
Check it out. 🦕
including HEALTH themselves
OH MY GOD THE CUM JUG MAN MADE I MADE IT TO JOHNNY HEALTHS WRIST im dead 💀
