This weekend I turn 35 and enter midlife. I have this strange desire to buy a Porsche now.

Goku Is My Homeboy Girls with tails, middle school shame, and the invention of China

When I grew up it was hard to admit you loved anime, but fortunately it is much more mainstream now. Come read my story of weird girls with tails.

Boy Meets Void in the Multiplex of Madness Coming soon to a theater near you

Todays #poem is about the intrusive thoughts that keep me awake at night

Biohack This! When taping your mouth shut doesn't stop the brain worms from getting in

Is anyone else as sick of the current status quo of health and wellness scammers out there? No, I don't want your Botox, your peptides or your damn TRT. No one should want to look like or be like Joe Rogan!

Winds Of Fate A poem about a missed connection

This week's #poem for #Poetrysunday is about #hurricanes and the anticipation and slight fear of them. A hurricane day was the closest thing to a #snowday I had as a kid growing up in #Florida

I dread sleep
where cruel dreams
take #root -

cruel because
you're alive there
and it felt so very
real -

a paradox
where I hope
I see you there
again
and yet never

#poem #poetry #WildWalkPrompt

Over The Garden Wall The grass is a metaphor

My latest #Poetry Sunday #poem is live. Not to brag, but my last poem was in consideration to be featured on a poetry Instagram page if I paid them enough money. I will continue to try to stay humble and grounded.

#boymeetsvoid

#Loveisland is an absolutely wild show. "Hey let me make out with someone who just made out with someone else 5 seconds ago!" Naw dude.

#Clerks is the most important #movie of my life. It really defined my 20s in particular. Do you guys have a movie that really hit hard for you?

Watching an episode of #SNL from 2011 and weekend update had a joke about how #trump would never be #president. Those were simpler times.

Anyone else used to play #neopets? Here's my little guy all grown up. I distinctly remember creating him in my aunt's basement when I was in middle school. Weird to think about.

If they find those votes does that mean Trump was actually president from 2021-2025 and it's unconstitutional for him to be serving this third term?

I haven't heard of those albums but I'm gonna check them out. Looking forward to it! Thank you.

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I wrote this about the love for my youthful stomping grounds and to mourn its loss.

That whole album is a masterpiece. I remember loading it on to my mp3 player which only held like 30 songs. It stayed on there for a long time.

Paid to not work? Sounds like a welfare program. But socialism bad?

Written at the height of the #pandemic and relevant now.

#poem #poetry #trump #resist #fdt

Basements Are Stupid and I'm Over Them The world's most expensive hot shower

Homeownership brings so many great joys and surprises. This week my basement flooded because water heaters are super bizarrely designed.

The Minnesota Vikings are also taking quite a few days off.

Someone Please Fight For Me P.S. Fuck ICE

As someone who lives in Minnesota but is unable to fight, this is a plea to all those who can. Also included is some straight up indignant rage that I am feeling about yesterdays execution.

A 77 year old with the maturity level of a 7 year old.

This is one the of the dumbest things I've ever read. "He could tell me 'fuck you' and I would fellate him." These magas should read some of the dark romances my wife reads. They have a lot in common with the characters who seem to love being abused and locked in basements and shit.

Just gonna watch comfort anime shows from 23 years ago

Life is a confusing shit show

How's that working out for them?

The colder it is the more the invading forces slip while running.

Maybe he can ask copilot how they can get wider adoption.

What if you're watching a movie about books on your phone and you cast it to your television?

Stomping Grounds Welcome to Poetry Sunday.

This #poem is dedicated to anyone who had a place growing up where they spent most of their days. I basically lived in this park as a teenager and have countless memories from there. I miss it very much.