BEING AVANT GARDE IS HARD

WELL WELL WELL

Frame #8750 from S03 -E09 - Black Pork-628419

CHICAGO HEADS! TELL YOUR FRIENDS!

REVELATIONS OF DIVINE LOVE blows into the Windy City on Sat, May 16!

Catch this year's most acclaimed ultra-low-budget-medieval-movie at the @davistheater.bsky.social, presented by @oscarbate.bsky.social!

Tix & info: davistheater.com/movies/revel...

If you missed your chance to get tix for this weekend's run at @spectaclenyc.bsky.social do NOT despair - there will be standby available! But get there early!

"You there! Boy! What day is it?"
"Today! Why, it's 4/20!"
"Then I haven't missed it! Do you know the vape shop at the corner?"
"I should hope I did."
"Do you know whether they've sold the Rick & Morty bong that was hanging up there?"
"It's hanging there now."
"Go and buy it."

Revelations of Divine Love + Q&A Julian of Norwich's 14th century account of religious ecstasy, plague, and revolt; the first book to be authored by a woman in English.

Tonight is your last chance to catch “Revelations” @ Roxy Cinema before we cross the river for our final weekend of screenings!

5:15pm with me and @itheodore.bsky.social chatting with @bwd.bsky.social after!

And YES there will be hats for sale!!

🎟️ roxycinemanewyork.com/screenings/r...

coral court motel, marlborough, missouri, 1988

coral court motel, marlborough, missouri, 1988

Women only want four things and it’s disgusting

*morrissey voice* fat corgi in a stroller

The PENULTIMATE weekend of "Revelations" starts tomorrow at Roxy Cinema!

Fri, April 17 w/ Q&A moderated by @intothecrevasse.bsky.social
Sat, April 18 w/ by Q&A moderated by @edhalter.bsky.social
Sun, April 18 w/ by a Q&A moderated by @bwd.bsky.social

🎟️ linktr.ee/cinemafirmam...

Probably because you have fewer movie theaters ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This is all my fault

HAPPY BIKING IN BARE LEGS LISTENING TO GENESIS SEASON TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

It's complicated for me because I want the Mets to win but I set up a bot that places a $15 prop bet on every Mets hitter grounding out to second base and have already made $625,000 this year.

The template

IKTR

I ordered FAKE GRAPES from EBAY and am affixing them to a headband for tonight's show that's how SERIOUS I am about DEMILLE'S THE SIGN OF THE CROSS!

nitehawkcinema.com/prospectpark...

Gift link for those like me, who neither have nor want a sub 😌: www.nytimes.com/2026/04/14/s...

My sainted mother called me this morning to talk about the NYT piece and her biggest takeaway was "maybe your mentioning the team will bring them good luck!"

Ok but what if buying a new Mets hat is what turns this season around.....

Growing up Jewish with Mets fans in the family also an excellent illustration of the vengeful Old Testament god of my ancestors!!

Name a greater test of faith than Mets fandom

How Do You Make a Medieval Film on a Shoestring Budget?

Come for the insights into low-budget period filmmaking, stay for the occasional references to the New York Mets and Juul www.nytimes.com/2026/04/14/s...

Not to kinkshame but I’m getting really tired of David Peterson’s public humiliation fetish

I want sex, money, bitches, and the stickiest weed

A LOT ACTUALLY

Guy Maddin Interviews Caroline Golum on 'Revelations of Divine Love' "Making movies—it’s my mistress and my jailer," says Golum when discussing her no-budget, 14th century-set Julian of Norwich biopic.

The hunter (me) has become the hunted!! Chopped it up with my cinema uncle Guy Maddin over at Filmmaker Mag, shoutout to Natalia Keogan for transcribing and working around our baseball chatter!!

filmmaker.substack.com/p/guy-maddin...