Spiraling! At the kitchen table

Happy birthday! Hope it's as amazing as you

look, just cause i have jetlag doesn't mean i can't have a little fun.

So glad it’s the weekend and ready to go wild* tonight. What about you?

*bed, blanket, and cuddles.

All the best ones are 🤙

Oh hi

Nine tacos?

Little forehead kisses >>>>

Inbox zero for the first time in two years.
In other news I got put on Vyvanse

I know quite a few pups whose hoods don’t have anything to do with flagging certain colors. Get what makes ya feel good

Something something flagging neon yellow for the electrolytes

The powers have been restored

I’m so sorry. Big hugs

Greens, greens, nothing but greens: Parsley, peppers, cabbages and celery. Asparagus and watercress and Fiddle ferns and lettuce

Oh Zach :(
Lots of rest and warm blankets for you

no cause this is how you dress everyday 😘

Handwriting reveal! Its lovely. (And so are those suggestions)

In Linux* you can type amigay into the console to have a computer call you gay

*most likely; I don’t really know Linux

Wake up bestie, marketing just dropped a new corporate powerpoint template.

They are lucky to have you 💚

That’s awful, I’m so sorry. I’d heard similar things and we had her checked. She always tends to find the quietest corner wherever she is.

Last year my dog occasionally started sleeping in the walk in closet. Fast forward to now she has a whole separate bed and blanket there just for closet nights.

Got my nails done with color for the first time. (Pushing the boundaries of my comfort zone!) Learned I like having them done and would never pick this color again.

Groucho glasses

I'm going to be wearing these in public to avoid detection

Just going to show this post to the therapist

I finally scheduled therapy to try to get ADHD treatment. they had me upload a picture of my license. did that just before I ran out of the house to go pick up a rental car.

And I’m standing here, realizing I left my license home because I took a picture of it so that I can get treatment for ADHD

It was amazing start to end

Gays here for the bad bunny concert

Glad you’re okay. Take time to recover 💚

Philbo is spot on. Unfortunately I am actually a trash panda and have zero recommendations for Good restaurants.
cocktails however- Franklin Mortgage and JG sky high (for happy hour) never disappoint