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An illustration of a human puppy doing the splits balancing on a pair of bamboo poles, hovering above a large dog dildo. The puppy says "I'm in danger".
Why did you order the XXL dildo?
You've never even taken a small dildo!?
Why did you do that!?
The moaning and groaning of a rubber worm makes the perfect soundtrack for (almost) any occasion.
Funny who you run into at sleazy little parties…
An illustration of a naked muscular man, lifting dumbbells that are taped to his hands. Either side of him two human puppies are talking. Red puppy says "Is he okay? He looks a bit out of it?". The blue puppy responds "His personal trainer worked out it was his brain that was stopping him focusing on the gym, so he turned it off".
The personal trainer worked out that it was your big dumb brain with all that anxiety and procrastination was preventing you hitting the gym as much as you needed to for your goals. With just a touch of hypnosis you've been on autopilot for 6 months now and the results are really coming in!
Droolhounds don’t come with instruction manuals but it should be pretty obvious how to use them.
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Furrjoi Discount code: SILVER
The first pages of Issue 5 of ‘That Time I Got A Job At BoomerSM Industries’ are up on my SubscribeStar. Check it out at SubscribeStar.adult/boomersm There’ll be drones, rubber, and squirming. So much squirming.
Panel 1. An illustration of a man being pulled through a hole in a wall, black around it and inside the cartoon world of toon town. The man is on the ground being pulled by his feet through the portal by two weasels. His lower half has been already transformed into cartoon anthro weasel legs. A blue weasel says "We should have floating gloves for this". The Yellow weasel says "Just pull! It won't be an issue once our new intern is across the border".
Panel 2. The man has been fully pulled across the toontown border and has fully become a cartoon weasel as well.
Toontown has a strict no human policy, but that is easily fixed.
Art from: @bigbadnickwolf.bsky.social
Who wouldn’t stare 👀
Winner takes all
Colour changing latex?!
Trippy 😵💫👌
Important to take breaks when clearing a dungeon
Get comfortable, you’re gonna be there for a while
(Even though things are hard at the moment on this… website… I hope everyone enjoys whatever still enjoys my smut. Turn on post notifications if you’re worried about missing anything 😊)
It really will be better when your thinking becomes OUR thinking
A 3 panel erotic comic of a man inflating his muscles and dick at the cost of lowering his intelligence. Panel 1. A twink is typing on his phone looking at his own stats. He says "Pfft. I don't need all those stat points on my brain". Panel 2. The twink has bulked up with muscle, idly flexing he says "Hmm.. brain don't need... be... big". Panel 3. The twink now is hugely muscular and dramatically hung man drooling around. He says "Make brain even smallerer".
You know in the Sims where you had a certain amount of stat credits to spend on creating the personality of your sim?
I think about that a lot.
does this count as going up or down the rabbit hole? idk
Deep breath.
Positive vibes.
Fat Cock Friday!
A 3 panel illustrated comic of a man turning into a yellow rubber dog. Panel 1. A man, naked wearing a chastity cage, is holding a large tube labelled 'sex dog goo'. He says "Finally! They always sell out of this stuff!". Panel 2. The man eagerly squeezes the thick goo over his body as his chastity cage strains. Panel 3. A smooth yellow sex dog stand squeezing his bulge whilst dripping yellow goo. The words "sex dog' emblazoned on his chest.
Today is brought to you by the fantasy of covering you head to toe in bright yellow goo and turning you into a generic branded rubber sex dog.
A man squirting yellow goo over himself and turning into a rubber dog. The text reads "I don't want to work. I just want to slather myself in the rubber tf goo from all the hot furry porn".
You relate, right?
Not gonna lie, super proud of the full length comic I just finished up on my SubscribeStar ( subscribestar.adult/boomersm ) - and this might be my favourite panel ever. Go subscribe and check it out, along with a bunch of other stories, both one-off and ongoing!
A trio of rubber puppies fucking each other.
Boink. Boink. Boink.
A group of 6 men all standing within a metal frame with their ankles bound and their hands above their head on a metal pole as they fuck each other demonstrating a newtons cradle as their balls hit each other whilst trapped inside steel metal ball cages.
Someone just made a Newton's Cradle joke and (as often as I do) I got to say "Oh! I've drawn that".
Boink, Boink, Boink.
He might leave you behind but he always comes home to you…
🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 such a sexy sweet doggo
The nice words are going to help you with your desires… make sure they become your needs…
Once the hood goes on the rest can follow…
Donkey Tf:
Brain ⬇️⬇️⬇️
Dick ⬆️⬆️⬆️
A rubber dog wearing a keychain on his ear that reads TF which is a parody of the beanie baby log.
If furry porn is to be believed, tagging anyone with a GENERIC BEAD FILLED PLUSH tag will turn them immediately into a cuddly toy.
Keychains and pins available on my store: spacepupsilver.com
A 3 panel transformation comic. Panel 1. a twink and a muscular man are facing each other, the muscular man holds a phone in his hand and says "Hey dude, I found an app that can warp reality, do you mind if tweak you a little bit?". The twin responds "Erm... okay but don't change me too much". Panel 2. The muscle man taps on his phone and the twinks pecs instantly inflate. The muscle man says "To start with let's make you an absolute gym rat, think of all the time we don't spend together whilst I go to the gym and we can do that together! And let's make you much dumber because it will look cute on you and let's give you a bunch of new kinks too!". The twink looks down at his chest and says "TITS!". Panel 3. The twink is now even more muscular than the muscle man, small negative intelligence stats float around his head. He says "Dude... do you wanna go to the gym? Or pour chocolate pudding between my tits and lick it out again? Whatever you wanna do really".
Fixing your boyfriend with the reality warping app.
He'll be much happier with tits bigger than his head and a sexual constitution that means he squirts anytime you squeeze those tits.
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