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BREAKING: the mid-credits scene from THE PITT’s second season finale is an all-time banger.

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Ohh Nice flow overall, the narrative feels controlled and the emotional build-up is gentle but noticeable and I can see a direction that might strengthen your story’s emotional impact so let's get it done over D C: hay den _ lian a7 3

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screen cap of ao3 comment: Ohh Nice flow overall, the narrative feels controlled and the emotional build-up is gentle but noticeable and I can see a direction that might strengthen your story’s emotional impact so let's get it done over D C: hay den _ lian a7 3 Remove sapce from username

ah yes. thanks for the compliment, ao3 comment definitely written by a human for a podfic and not a written work.

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a crude map of the seating sections at radio city music hall. the ticket in question is orch3 row dd seat 303

a crude map of the seating sections at radio city music hall. the ticket in question is orch3 row dd seat 303

ticketmaster receipt proving that original purchase price for ticket was $165.80

ticketmaster receipt proving that original purchase price for ticket was $165.80

selling 1 ticket to #naddpod radio critty! injured myself and unable to travel. :( sending this into the ether in the hopes a fan stumbles onto it; would love to get $80 but also just make me an offer.

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it's obvs out there in other places, but if anybody in my lil circle needs a tailored spoiler/tw warning for what the drama is actually about, hmu! (my review is that i have mixed feelings. 🤷‍♀️)

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SMÉAGOL IS FREEEEEEEEE and not dying (just like the doctor guessed 8 hours ago)

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a bad selfie of jessica in her hospital pod. she is wearing a hospital gown and there are boxes of gloves on the wall

a bad selfie of jessica in her hospital pod. she is wearing a hospital gown and there are boxes of gloves on the wall

the ceiling of a hospital pod with 2 lights and hospital curtains. the lights are off inside the pod but on outside of it

the ceiling of a hospital pod with 2 lights and hospital curtains. the lights are off inside the pod but on outside of it

the lighting control panel for pod f. your options are  “exam” “healing” “dim” and “off”.

the lighting control panel for pod f. your options are “exam” “healing” “dim” and “off”.

hello from THE POD.

long story short, mom convinced me to stop by urgent care to make sure my leg was fine. i am most likely fine (according to 3 nurses & 2 doctors), but waiting for a test. in the er. for 6 hours. ahahaha fuck.

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i’m not going to post a picture because it feels uhhhh graphic but it’s been a week and my entire shin is a giant purple green sickly bruise. like all of it.
negative bajillion/10 do not recommend, still limping constantly and icing regularly, do i really need this leg anyways??

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screencap of an email titled "looking for a good time? open me [eyes emoji]" sent from the seattle thunderbirds

screencap of an email titled "looking for a good time? open me [eyes emoji]" sent from the seattle thunderbirds

hey quick q, can a junior hockey team proposition you via email? asking for a friend.

3 weeks ago 5 0 0 0

tripped and fell next to my bus, which then promptly left me on the sidewalk to wait 12 mins for the next bus

also i landed on my leg and now am limping everywhere. cool.

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oh noooo i fucked up my sleep schedule so bad. so so so bad. regrets have been made. 💀

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If wrestling is fake, how do you explain this heartwarming and poignant story from the son of Beverly Hills 90210 heartthrob Luke Perry, while he's comforted by his best friend, and tag team partner, a wrestling dinosaur with a Masters degree in Medieval History?

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saw that large business had online help chat open for ~45 mins and the auto wait timer said 5 mins. so i put in my info and have been waiting... for 45 mins. what the fuck is even happening!!! do i even exist!!!

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2 different companies that i’ve emailed to say that my orders were never delivered (1 large business, 1 small business, different delivery services), neither has responded. am i just fucking invisible or something???

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and then mary shelley’s… ghost??? talks to her repeatedly after she reawakens as the bride. most of the time with a knock knock joke.

?!!?!!!??!?

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THE GHOST OF MARY SHELLEY POSSESSES HER TO DO INSANE THINGS SO SHE CAN GET KILLED TO THEREFORE BECOME THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN

i’m sorry i have to tell everybody because i feel like /i/ am going insane

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the actual premise of the bride is SO STUPID that i would’ve walked out had i not decided on a 2 movie day. i… cannot.

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Let's #AEWCollision!

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Italy players are celebrating home runs by taking a shot of espresso

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yaaaaaay when i turn on my hot water it doesn't hit scalding and refused to go down (showering has been interesting lately) now to be horizontal

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we're on day 2 of waiting around for plumbers to come around to investigate something affecting only 2 units on every floor. (ofc mine) i heard some guys in the hall a little bit ago and got excited but... nothing.

please sirs! i am but a sad migraine lady who wants to lay down and perhaps sleep!

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a gallery wall of sports related fanart, above a pink couch

a gallery wall of sports related fanart, above a pink couch

a gallery wall of assorted art and fanart above a green headboard and a bed

a gallery wall of assorted art and fanart above a green headboard and a bed

and updated new layouts!

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fake prints for rookie cards for shane hollander and ilya rozanov in black picture frames. above them is another black frame that has a print that was “women belong in sports”

fake prints for rookie cards for shane hollander and ilya rozanov in black picture frames. above them is another black frame that has a print that was “women belong in sports”

a print in the style of an old illuminated manuscript that says “to fuck around is human. to find out is divine.” the first capital T is a drawing of gritty wrapped in a flyers themed toga with a hockey stick. the page is also covered in orange leaves.

a print in the style of an old illuminated manuscript that says “to fuck around is human. to find out is divine.” the first capital T is a drawing of gritty wrapped in a flyers themed toga with a hockey stick. the page is also covered in orange leaves.

a print of drawings of much of the 2025 seattle mariners, all in various baseball related poses.

a print of drawings of much of the 2025 seattle mariners, all in various baseball related poses.

a small print in a red frame of a letter coming out of an envelope. the letter reads (in cursive), “relax your shoulders and unclench your jaw, you dumb bitch.” above that print is a print in a black frame of a drawing of all the various important character weapons used in the lord of the rings trilogy arranged on a green background. the one ring inscription is a border around the image.

a small print in a red frame of a letter coming out of an envelope. the letter reads (in cursive), “relax your shoulders and unclench your jaw, you dumb bitch.” above that print is a print in a black frame of a drawing of all the various important character weapons used in the lord of the rings trilogy arranged on a green background. the one ring inscription is a border around the image.

important updates on both sides of the bedroom gallery walls

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Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

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there's a pneumatic tube room just off my pcp's office (on the 22nd floor!) and every time i pass by i contemplate breaking in leverage style just to see what's happening 😂

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NOT RAPH CHESTANG IN MY THE PITT????????????????

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lotrips, an orlando bloom message board, 11 or 12?

(it might have actually been pirates of the caribbean rpf. everything i was doing was just orlando bloom centric at the time. 🤷‍♀️)

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movie theater ticket taker: okay you’re in theater 5.
oh wait! don’t forget your 3d glasses!

me: …i don’t think they made a 3d version of PILLION but okay sure

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i’ve had the little tattoos on the back of my wrists since… 2015(?!) and still, at least once or twice a month, stop and go, “wait, what the fuck was that?” 😂

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bailey and i just did for the first time last week. we’ve been best friends since… 2005? and we only did because she was drunk on vacation and REALLY wanted me to know what patisserie she was at in paris. 😂

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although somewhere in my sleepy haze i dreamed that CZECHOSLOVAKIA won gold and even then was lucid enough to be like, "you know, i don't think that's right."

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