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It wasn't me!

No shit...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 sorry, not sorry...

X down for a 4th time...🤣🤣🤣

But I just checked, I'm back in Xitter

Yeah, it's a massive outage according to downdetector...

It's kind of funny...

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Haven't been here or Xitter much lately, but, apparently Xitter is down?

Good morning yall!

Tariff trouble? Nebraska companies, farmers trapped in middle of brewing trade war The recent Trump administration tariffs imposed on that country means that the animal feed company will now pay more for a feed additive for pigs and chickens, a product that can lead to healthier ani...

Nebraska is going to get crushed between Tariffs and Medicaid cuts. They have to balance their state budget and it looks like at least a 200m shortfall this year. BEFORE tariff impacts.

And Nebraska Republicans here ! Curious what you think

www.1011now.com/2025/03/05/t...

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Snoop Dogg is performing at the inauguration.

The biggest sell-out since Krusty the Clown.

lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.

Good morning yall!

Had an issue with my pw but finally got it fixed!! Woohoo!

I'll follow back today for those who followed me while I've been dealing with the pw shit.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ooo found ya! 🦋

Oh here we go!!!

👇

So, President Musk posted 100x about the budget and demanded that NO Republicans sign it. If there's a shut down and it lasts, the MAGAcult can cry about it when they stop getting their SS checks and SNAP benefits.

It won't affect me. At all.

Honestly, Captain Highpants has no right to make fun of peoples looks anymore

Finally, a nomination we can collectively laugh at without having to worry about the end of civilization.

The ultimate question.

On Jan 21, 2025, who gets to run the @POTUS account here and on twitter:

Trump or Musk ?

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Good morning,

A filthy rich billionaire bought himself the ability to run the country... he thinks sitting down the government and taking money away from voters just before Christmas and keep them from that money until Trump is inaugurated will benefit Trump and his cult in the future...

Indeed.

Eh... it's on them now.

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Good morning 💙🌊💙

“Bottoms Up”— Pete Hegseth Took Swigs from Champagne Bottle, Plunged Into the Alcoholic Beverage During Fox News Broadcast Hegseth’s kids were present and sampled the dunk tank champagne

After Fox co-workers told media he was often drinking or hungover while at work, Pete Hegseth challenged people to find a single clip showing him drinking on the job.

We accepted the challenge.

Buy a deep fryer.

You're welcome!

Yep. So while people clap like seals for filthy rich folks like Musk but scream foul about Soros buying elections, we watched another billionaire do exactly that... it's ridiculous.

Pfft... my bills still need to be paid... I'll be working until the apocalypse happens, it's not like I'm gonna do a damn thing to prevent it.

When MAGA extremists and liberal extremists shut the fuck up about petty culture wars bullshit, they'll realize they've been played by millionaires and billionaires to avoid a rising from ALL of us at once.

Me: <reads the post. >

(5 seconds later)

Me: <reading the acct name then quietly chuckles>

Just a reminder that in 2019, RFK Jr.'s anti-vaccine misinformation campaign helped cause a measles outbreak in Samoa that killed 83 people, mostly kids.

Do you really want him to lead the Department of Health and Human Services?

RFK Jr focused on vaccines as a source of increased autism but ignores the diet of pregnant women and the effects of it on babies diagnosed as autistic by3yo... it's not the vaccines.