A bar so low that only the dead are at risk of tripping over it.

Nobody

Absolutely nobody

Roadrunner:

RING OF GLORY: The only promotion booked by God!*

*and Vince Russo a little bit 🙏

Zany Zack Polanskis green party are selling a future that nobody sane would choose

That future: Lower bills. Tax billionaires. End Rip off Britain.

Who's in?

Green GAIN from Reform UK. Changes w/ 2025

Hang it in the Louvre.

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Here we go

Of fucking course it was lmao

Please get me off the “my pet just died” algo. I promise I’m already depressed enough.

A screenshot of known fascist, racist, and failed actor Laurence Fox getting owned by leader of the Green Party Zack Polanski in a truly delightful way.

When @zackpolanski.bsky.social destroyed old Looza Fox with just one word… and it was an absolute delight!

Hell yeah Zack

For whoever needs to hear this I'm the only Jewish person to lead a political party - third largest in the country.

The Daily Mail have been & always will be my enemy - they historically supported fascists & continue to do so.

I'll take no lectures from them on Antisemitism.

Change it to a comma and it scans perfectly fine

Head of a half melted Easter egg

All previous declarations of "woke" are now out of date.

Oh that's it then, Joani Reid's company has benefited from a spy operation.

Labour needs to sack her.

EK can really pick their MPs

Joani Reid MP @JoaniReid Proud to meet four heroes in Parliament today. Sandie Peggie, the Darlington Nurses and Jennifer Melle. They have shown tremendous courage and bravery in challenging a warped ideology and a culture of virtue signalling that rewards institutional cowardice. Thankfully, the tide is

Joani Reid MP @JoaniReid Our Home Affairs Select Committee report on the Maccabi Tel Aviv fan ban has been published. An extraordinary and unjustified decision that exposed serious failures within West Midlands Police.

Joani Reid MP @JoaniReid My column in the Herald on Sunday: the Scottish grooming gangs inquiry is welcome. We must also confront how our third sector has become institutionally corrupted to the point where it sides with SNP ministers instead of standing with women and girls

Joani Reid MP @JoaniReid Follow The SNP are taking the biscuit. They chose to turn Glasgow into sanctuary for asylum seekers through their own virtue-signalling policies, and now they want the Home Office to bail them out.

for anyone wondering why there’s so much unbridled joy on ScotPol Bluesky about the arrest of a Scottish Labour MP’s husband for spying for China, take your pick

God it's hideous, outsource your designs Miles.

Literally anything else

Anyone on the left who wasn’t actively involved from 2015-19 needs to know what’s coming.

1, they’re going to throw multiple, often contradictory lies at the wall to see what sticks. Polanski will be simultaneously weak and strong, timid and aggressive, passive and dictatorial, old fashioned and

It is clear that labour came in 3rd because they circled the wrong date on their calendars

That was a frustrating watch but well handled as usual.

Is it petty, hell yeah

Is it funny, hell yeah.

Is it deserved, oh hell yeah

What's the polar opposite of righteous indignation?

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Accusations made by Farage of all people lmao

Lmao

The funniest thing would be if the Labour Party also got arrested today

tweet by the late Dawn Foster from Sep 4th 2020 "Matt Goodwin once emailed me to accuse him of being racist when I called him a “racist whisperer” and I had to explain to him that horse whisperers aren’t horses."

RIP to a real one

I don't have skin in the game for the election today. But I really hope the Greens win it, it feels like this can be the turning point we're crying out for.