Improvement I would make to the human body? New set of teeth every 15 years

If we all work together, we can get blocked again

Literally

Me too twin!

FUNNIEST POSSIBLE REASON

Heheheha

Ok well I never lose with rock So something's up erm sorry:( i just guessed I'm a rock main you know this Paper is just such a bullshit counter Like honestly it's cheap Ohh I'm gonna build my whole playstyle around countering rock Like honestly this game is supposed to be fun and you're just making it way too competitive

Ow my ears....

[louder, as if that'll improve reception] THE BLUESKY DEVS WOULD BE VERY UPSET BY YOUR JOKES ABOUT VIBE CODING IF THEY COULD LOAD YOUR POSTS

I think trans people are awesome and hot (I'm still in progress of becoming hot :/)

STOP PLAYING FORTNITE ????

I mean for real, its been tapping harder and harder into AI shit.

I had to stop myself after playing for years, i am certain you can too.

Cishet people would rather go beast mode on my holes than go to therapy

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come on man.

Replaying Fallout New Vegas with a Legion run, and even when I'm TRYING to rp my character as a cutthroat bitch I just can't be mean to people

What if the little digital people in the game feel bad :(

Yes 👍

I just love women so much

Deleted my Instagram account, finally

Literally so real

At Long Last, InfoWars Is Ours By Bryce P. Tetraeder, CEO, Global Tetrahedron

We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...

I saw the clothes and I thought this was Wrightworth art for a second ...

Can't.

Idk, Sam the Eagle kinda gives off cis vibes

i think i miss Deedee

The pokemon spheal in some snow with the text "happy spheal sunday let's give it our nothing"

Mmmmfffff hot men

okay damn :(

How do you turn regular water into holy water? Boil eight hot dogs in it, then let it cool.

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Pope Leo XIV theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-int...

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#deltarune

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