just another failure from our pathetic fourth estate.

i hope the international media makes the american media people cry with shame.

saw a daycare trolley with 6 or 8 bald babies bouncing down the street like the happiest bunch of grapes you’ve ever seen, sometimes the world is ok

also, i don’t play hockey.

perhaps it’s my canadian heritage, the earth can feel it.

found a hockey puck while cleaning up my garden for spring, what level of living in minnesota is that?

and you? how are the kids

how am i? oh you know, just trying to be present and enjoy the day to day of my garden in spring with the looming knowledge that in four or five months, it’s most likely going to get violent and weird again for the election

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

SEN. @ossoff.senate.gov : “The faithless president depicts himself as Christ while he plunges the nation into wars of choice… Remember — While you pay more for everything, the First Family’s wealth is growing by billions. Because they’re crooks, and everybody knows it.”

you guys helped this happen, by the way. just an fyi to whoever is running this account — you’re partially responsible for this.

Have been wondering when candidates would start talking about this. One of the biggest corruption scandals is U.S. history playing out in real time.

i know we predicted that MAGA would leave their religions to worship trump openly but i am still shocked at how pathetic and embarrassing and brazen it is

mine’s a diet coke but yeah

Today is the 251st anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride to warn the Minutemen of approaching British troops.

I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.

Remind you of anyone?

turn the other cheek to lull them into a false sense of security as you knee them in the groin and hit their jaw with a tight uppercut

hard to be more delusional than trump voters waking up to how awful he is bc it now affects them an is embarrassing.and expecting the rest of us, who they shat on politically and verbally for a decade, to woo them into a political movement like they’re somehow a prize to be won lol losers

“the curse!!”

*brain worms*

Pope: [moral critique of illegal war]

President: I am Jesus. Thr pope is gay

Media: they are feuding😳

legit lol

hey minnesotans, remember that Pete Stauber of district 8 did this.

please let him know how you feel.

202-225-6211 in DC

218-481-6396 in Hermantown

62 million men can visit an online rape academy in a month and it’s whatever but when women use the internet or an app to talk to each other about the men who assault them, it’s taken down immediately.

ok this guy sucks for sure but who still cares about Time

caught up on the latest ‘summer house’ over lunch and jesse solomon definitely knew

laughing very much at an event that was deemed too dangerous for erika kirk so they sent the vice president of the united states instead

drive-thru guy: “that’ll be $9.11 (says nine eleven).”

me: “great. well not great, 9/11. you know. ok.”

drive-thru guy: “no, of course.”

also, why do we not simply make it the Gay of Hormuz, so only gay oil tankers can go through?

i think i registered ‘the miniature wife’ as an april fools joke but it’s real

You know what would also help her afford her husband's cancer treatments? UNIVERSAL FUCKING HEALTH CARE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOW IS THIS GODDAMN COUNTRY STILL LIKE THIS MAYBE GRANDMA SHOULDN"T HAVE TO DELIVER FOOD LIKE A TEENAGER IF WE HAD A DECENT FUCKING SOCIETY!!!!!!!!!!

never did i ever

the catholic pope! i’m on his side! life is wild.

everyone loves a molly. everyone needs a molly.