Kiki Wolfkill is the latest longtime Xbox employee to depart Microsoft.

Thanks! She was born in Mexico.

Thanks so much, Mitch! It's been a stressful and long road, but we got there.

Last October, my fiancée passed her citizenship interview, but the Trump Administration canceled all ceremonies for months, leaving countless immigrants in limbo. Well, we sued the federal government, and I'm happy to report that they have started the ceremonies back up, and she is now a citizen!

Meanwhile, I will go to bat for MSP’s reputation. Terminal 1 is great.

Cher’s tweet from 2019: I Need To Shoot My Phone

Alarm(FA)o.

The greatest trick the devil ever played was sending you an email asking you to simply click a rating for your recent purchase, only for the email to open your browser to reveal a much longer review form for you to fill out.

I’m so sorry, Mike ❤️‍🩹

The important thing is you tried

Remember the Alarmo.

Every AI commercial is like "Hey AI, what goes good on a sandwich?" and then the AI is like "Have you considered... cheese?" And then the narrator is like: THE FUTURE IS HERE.

Salute to an all-time tweet

Of course! I went with one from each of my fav genres for my top 3:

Superhero/Action: Infinity War
Drama: Eternal Sunshine
Comedy: Dumb & Dumber

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social holy shit. i was just watching the cavs-raptors game and the ball fell out of the bottom of the basket. it was with 4:04 left in the second quarter if you can get your hands on a replay. the guy shot the ball, it went through the hoop, and then it straight up fell out of the net and onto the floor 2:11 PM • Apr 18, 2026 Everybody can reply v 57 reposts 6 quotes 6 quotes 814 likes 4 saves

i'm deleting this post. since posting it i watched some more basketball and it turns out this is pretty much always what happens

What could it be? 🤔

I mean, I think any big-time pop star that has existed in the time since would admit they stand on her shoulders to an extent.

Ayyyy congrats!

Ideal relationship dynamic

The Joe Rogan Experience started as conversations around obscure views, and a host who, to his credit, was curious. As those niche views became mainstream, Rogan’s curiosity faded, and tech oligarchs and fascist politicians learned they can leverage his gullible nature to launder their reputations.

Stop acting like Joe Rogan has seen the light because he levies some mild criticisms towards Trump. Given the chance, Rogan will always enthusiastically fellate those in power.

Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream, Pokémon Champions, Video Game Movies w/ Logan Plant Spotify video

This week on All Things Nintendo, @loganjplant.bsky.social joins me as we talk Tomodachi Life, Pokémon Champions, and Deadzone: Rogue. Then, we rank all the video game movies we’ve seen. Find All Things Nintendo wherever you listen to podcasts! open.spotify.com/episode/3OYN...

Wild how this keeps happening

Happy birthday!!

Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream, Pokémon Champions, Video Game Movies w/ Logan Plant Spotify video

This week on All Things Nintendo, @loganjplant.bsky.social joins me as we talk Tomodachi Life, Pokémon Champions, and Deadzone: Rogue. Then, we rank all the video game movies we’ve seen. Find All Things Nintendo wherever you listen to podcasts! open.spotify.com/episode/3OYN...

Prag-dada. Is this anything?

The fact that "being taxed on a wealth that would take most people dozens of generations to gather" is "the scariest thing she's ever seen" means the world isn't scaring millionaires and billionaires nearly enough yet.

Justified block.