Billy Corgan selling the evening tabloids:

To love a God? What's next, fear a flame?! And then burn a crowd that has a name?! Fml

Some of my prized Harvills. The Leopard series was a fantastic run.

Say hello to my little friend (a mezcal Negroni)

Ryan Gothling

lmao: "Harris accused Altman of being the 'Goebbels of the Trump administration.' But on Tuesday, Harris [ . . . ] told us by email: 'It was late and I had a few too many martinis so I misspoke when I said Goebbels… I should've said Friedrich Flick.'"

It’s very hard to keep getting cooler and sexier year after year, and that’s why I won’t do it

Dota o Ako, the immortal song by Aikee feat. Sabrina

Ang Dota ay isang larong imbento
Ito ay libangan ng mga tao
Ngunit mag-aral muna nang mabuti para sa kinabukasan mo
Upang sa hinaharap maipagmalaki mo

A letterpress card in cream with all caps writing: R.E.M. GAVE ME UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS FOR HOW I'D FEEL AT THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT.

A greeting card for my Bluesky friends

Yes, some of you auld acquaintance should totally be forgot

I guess there probably really is something psychopathic about waking up before 6 a.m. on New Year's Day and then doing the laundry

Hyperbole is literally killing me

Headline: "Microsoft Scales Back AI Goals Because Almost Nobody Is Using Copilot" by Jan Martindale Dec. 10 2025

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

It’s a California Christmas so none of the usual snowy stuff. And I still love it so much haha

KKBB is a Christmas movie!

Just this illustrated children’s book! My new Christmas classics are John Woo’s ‘Silent Night’ and Gareth Evans’s ‘Havoc’, but I’ll probably watch ‘Kiss Kiss Bang Bang’ again!

‘Tis gd mf yippee-ki-yay season

From the Far Side collection

ADAM: oh look the McRib is back

EVE: stop calling me that

Fur baby? How about my scale infant and my quill toddler and my feather tot and my carapace bundle of joy?

To quote Rosalía, No soy una santa pero estoy blessed

Di ba?

TIL: Someone from Guinness Breweries conceptualized the Guinness Book of Records as a source book to help settle pub arguments.

Palawan, 2017. A long time ago and not too long ago at the same time.

All these people avoiding m-dashes because “AI uses them” simply means that there’s more for me!

🎶Feel the rage on your skin, no one else can feel it for you🎶

When I was a rocket child, I spoke as a rocket child, thought as a rocket child; but when I became a rocket man, I started burning up my fuse up here alone

Ferrero Rocher Pangilinan

we need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don't actually like going out

Revisiting this week: Rosario Cruz Lucero's short story 'Demons' (from 'Herstory', 1990) and Mario O'Hara's film adaptation 'Pangarap ng Puso' (2000).