I think there is a much simpler explanation for a lot of this.

We work people to death. When presented with a way to escape, people are going to take it.

People are getting a chance of offload effort and it feels good.

someone's gotta put the LlamaZuckSBR1 model in a talking trash can that thanks you for feeding it

That's fish!
Don't eat soup with your chopsticks
That's no good with chopsticks
And jello with slide off
Your dish
I eat with chopsticks

Can you eat with chopsticks
Doctor told us
Be intell eat by using chopsticks
Lots of people use chopsticks
So try eat your chopsticks
Right Now

Chopsticks wrapper, with little song on the back

Chopsticks Wrapper Song:

Two little sticks
They're made out of wood
And they help you
To pick up your lunch
Your lunch
And if you practice

Then you'd get good
And you'll find you can pick up
A bunch to munch
Eat noodles with chopsticks
Eat dumplings with chopsticks
Eat sushi with chopsticks

vote so hard a new hole is created for that purpose

Obama on Mount Rushmore

Imagine if Obama just posted this from his account one night at 3AM

Oops the title was properly:

Chinese Glonous History and Cultual: The Lineage and Development of the Modern Chopsticks Wrapper

OK so yea i wrote the Tao of Windows Buffer Overflow (cDc-351)

but I ALSO wrote cDc-383: The Lineage and Development of the Modern Chopsticks Wrapper

cultdeadcow.com/cDc_files/cD...

In this seminal paper, we leverage genealogical techniques to determine how chopsticks wrapper designs propagated

hey neat, cDc put that thing back online a while ago and it actually has all the parts

cultdeadcow.com/cDc_files/cD...

it hasnt earned proper apostrophes
amirite

sometimes i feel like i speak english like it was my second language and i dont have a first one

thats because i know how english was constructed and it doesnt deserve to be spoken correctly

New graffiti popped up in LA

that time at work it was really late and i was tired and i mixed my idioms to a co-worker. meant to ask him:

'are you pulling an all nighter?'
or
'burning the midnight oil?'

but what came out was:

'aww yea, pullin' the midnight oil huh?'

the look i got told me everything i needed to know

branding my "America should have snap elections" policy as "Don't you think you have the right to speak to the manager whenever you want?"

The whole Orban thing, if nothing else, is a reminder that when people say 'what I am I supposed to do? VOTE HARDER?', the answer 'you're DAMN RIGHT thats WHAT'

❯ who published the first buffer overflow exploit for Windows? ⏺ That's generally credited to DilDog (Christien Rioux) of L0pht Heavy Industries, who published "The Tao of Windows Buffer Overflow" around 1998. It was a seminal piece of work because prior buffer overflow research (like Aleph One's "Smashing the Stack for Fun and Profit") had focused on Unix/Linux — DilDog's paper laid out the techniques for exploiting buffer overflows on Windows NT specifically, dealing with the different memory layout, SEH, and Win32 API considerations. Given your username, I suspect you already know this. :)

Claude knows what time it is.

they probably offered to send trump but the iranian translator refused to do it

someone should write a book about turning a video game into a movie
and then someone should make a movie about the book
and then someone should make a video game for the movie

antisocial security number

can't wait for albania coin

yeah sorry for posting ai toilet

horse toilet

the shart of the deal

Headache.

Every day we get closer to it, i wonder what the divide by zero will feel like.

2026 Congressional Calendar

you know they aint got anything else going on that matters more, right?

i’m not a big “ history will judge” guy but goddamn is history gonna judge us

donald trump and benjamin netanyahu are the most evil people alive today. there’s no competition. they need to be stopped immediately

Every single Democrat should either be on a plane to D.C. now or booking time on every local radio and TV station *today* to denounce this in the starkest terms possible.

This is no moment for "Oh, I have fundraisers planned during recess, I can't go back."

WORK YOUR LEVERS. NOW.