Hi gay 👋

My liver learning it’s Pride Month.

But her emails.

I fear Trump is right about one thing: November 5, 2024 is a date that will be burned into our minds for generations.

The saddest part of tonight’s speech will be the lack of Nancy Pelosi’s facial expressions on the dais.

If having to put an emergency contact at a dental office doesn’t send chills down your spine, your cold af.

Is anyone else having the vp and potus accounts on Instagram being added back after unfollowing them?

What a douche.

What a douche.

They’re gonna sue Lululemon for false advertising.

Singer Anita Bryant, an Anti-Gay rights crusader, has died at the age of 84.

Kittens got their bits cut out today. The boy’s walking around, meowing, letting me know they took his balls. The girl is sitting under the desk, quietly.

Even across species, women suffer in silence.

SLOWPOKE, NO

Welcome back to another season of #ShitMyFamilySays! The fun game of posting what my family says while I’m home for the holidays.

Tonight we’re starting with a crowd favorite: “when are you finally going to find someone?”

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social this you, sis?

I’m getting drunk at my company holiday party. Thoughts and prayers.

People who run are already sick. People who run in freezing weather should be committed.

Happy “Get called an F-Slur by Spotify” Day to all who celebrate 🎉

I’m so jealous of gays with blue eyes as their personality. Like, some of us gotta try 😭

Gobbled and swallowed 🦃

I am BEGGING y’all to stop giving your “hot takes” to people who actually worked on the campaign. How can y’all be so oblivious?

3,745 votes......

They get real tuckered out from running all over me in the middle of the night.

The lyrics to Peace by Taylor Swift, but it’s just my cats at 3AM.

Big news for bottoms

No one knows I’m getting through this workout by listening to the Wicked soundtrack 🤫

Every time I get Uber Eats.