Lorde

She's beautiful 😭

Ya ya ya I am Lorde ya ya ya

I think my creativity has peaked

This is a canon event

Belgian techno anthem 'Pump Up The Jam being help up aloft like that baby in the lion king only less animal shaped

Cunk appreciating her copy of Belgian techno anthem 'Pump Up The Jam in what can only be described as green purgatory.

Time is precious and you should spend every second doing something you cherish.

Anyway I spent my Sunday evening making Philomena Cunk a copy of Belgian techno anthem 'Pump Up The Jam. She likes it.

10 minute power hour in Tomodachi life

I put too much effort into these things sometimes

A man wearing a jacket he can barely breathe in

Don't talk to I'm listening to Hillary Duff

Super nanny is on her way

My island is a very normal place

Oh no 😭

Cloud asking if you'd choose between furry fan art or being depressed and alone

The ultimate question

Holy shit I'm stealing this idea thanks

Bowser has joined the Island

This took me a while 😅

We got tickets for an early screening of Exit 8. Let's go get spooky

Why is clothes shopping so overwhelming. Why in the year 2026 are we still making clothes so wildly different when they're the same "size" 😭 why as a short leg king do trouser manufacturers think I am 40% crotch.

A wild man

My hair will not behave today 😭

Back to work tomorrow after a two week mental health break 😅 is my mental health healthy now? No ✨ but we go anyway

I've had a really shit week so I'm gonna over eat. Got a burrito, some chips and Pico de Gallo, a salted caramel and honeycomb brownie and a Jarrito cola coming. I am mostly excited for the Jarrito

Do I want to dye my hair or am I just having a midlife crisis

We have a spare 3DS we found in a cupboard from somewhere that we've been tempted to do this with tbh 👀

I'm most of the way through season 2 of The Expanse and I wish there was less Space Geo Politics and more weird glowy blue shit

Kirby living my dreams

How I want to be

Nothing quite makes being ill worse than the sick pay. Eesh ☠️

A Pokémon Egg

Yoshi's Egg

From watching the Mario Galaxy Movie we have learned things about Yoshi. Firstly he communicates only in noises and by saying his own name. Secondly, after hatching from an egg he appears already wearing shoes. The shoes are part of his body.

Yoshi is a Pokémon. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

Got the Lego Skywalker Saga on switch for pretty cheap. Kinda regret it though as there is severe pop in issues. Less noticeable in handheld but still frustrating

Miitopia is a very serious game.

Anyway, Me, Incineroar, Bayonetta and Senshi will be attending the wedding of Caddicarus & Princess Batman. King Ben Bigger is very proud.

a woman in a wig is blowing a kiss . Alt: a woman in a wig going mhmm

Yeah let's say that

Tried the McGriddle. Regretting trying the McGriddle

Now I want to spend money irresponsibly as a treat ☠️

I'm being financially responsible and that's very sexy of me

Sometimes we just enjoy consuming junk and that's okay

Maybe it's time for a new Skyrim play through 🤔

That film was bad. I am healed.