a tortoiseshell cat standing in a container of budding flowers

criminal

me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!!
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure

#timebomb #arcane

heheh… nice

Can confirm this is what Australia thinks of the orange man.

#USA #Australia

📱 #undertale