As opposed to being submissive slaves to the Trump World Order, presumably.

Also not sure what the Onion has to do with a wrestling stable from 30 years ago, but I'm here for it.

Yeah, I think he's vaulted past James Buchanan at this point.

At least they're starting to say it out loud

A Big streaming deal where all their major Premium Live Events are broadcast on ESPN+ that's worth millions of dollars?

It's really not that hard to decipher.

I always presume the latter, unfortunately

Guess this a real... Turning Point... in the... USA 👈👈

M'right?

May Facebook get My Space'd

Them and also John Fetterman

Girlboss is a state of being, not an action, therefore you can girlboss while asleep.

Yeah, I'm aware. Imma comment on it, anyway.

"A dollar less than they were in the Biden Administration"

Sure they were, Chris, sure they were.

So glad we got liberated from our money

What about "Pedosident"

That might go directly over his head, though.

This idiot takes more leisure time than any President has ever done, regardless of what's going on in the world.
Meanwhile the same idiots who mocked Obama for golfing are "oddly" silent about this.

Is she going to be against the IDF trying to wipe Gaza off of the map this time?

Nintendoooooooo can't keep getting away with this!

Netanyahu has been saying that Iran is weeks or months from a nuclear bomb since the 90's

The eff you gonna do if he does?
Nothing, that's what.

I hate this facet of our society so much. The amount of people who get away with this, the victim blaming, how little the authorities care about it, and how people in power abuse all if these facts to build entire fucking trafficking rings around it.
It sickens me how easily this can happen.

Operation Even Epicer Fury 2: The Electric Boogaloo

I don't know what you mean, Spice. There's nothing people love more than a state that constantly bombs them and their neighbors in a constant effort to steal land and make their country bigger, violating every treaty that justifies its existence.

I was just wondering if I had gotten a massive head wound and have been in a coma for 17 years, whew!

Damn it's 2031 already?

Guess I lost my forge privileges until I make it up to her (oh no!)

His Preaidential Library is going to be a prison.

Regular places?

Damn, who do these peopls think they're talking to?

Can't believe they'd have the gall to attack tankers in neighboring countries instead of the strait of Hormuz

To honor International Day of Trans Visibility, I want the community to know that you all deserve to be seen, be respected, given dignity, and to never be denied your right to exist.

Trans rights are human rights.

This is Molly. She was finally found a week after her human fell down a 180-foot waterfall while hiking together in New Zealand. Her human was badly injured and rescued by helicopter, but Molly was missing. A week later, Molly was found at the base of the waterfall and reunited with her human. 14/10

I certainly feel that a raise is coming