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Posts by Bill Swallow

It depends. 🙃 Generally a brief mention with dates is better than a gap. Any smart recruiter/interviewer will follow the focus. Gaps are often treated as red flags, unfortunately.

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One of my favorite summer dinners. Cold, fresh, and delicious. And everyone can roll their own.

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Pretty much. Hits you when you least expect it, for all the right reasons.

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Fama Fluffletatis

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Just your average Tuesday.

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It really works well. I marinate chicken in a mix of lime juice, white wine vinegar, and olive oil with garlic, salt, pepper, and herbs. Great for grilling.

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To be fair, you can practically taste that photo.

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Got one here as well, 2 doors down from a brewery. Beer and tacos are suddenly sounding really good.

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At what point do we take grandpa's car keys away? Asking for a friend.

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I haven't been to one in ages. Now I want some. Maybe it's a new surf & turf offering?

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But who's going to rake it now???

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you forgot "still"

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It’s not even religion. It’s truly a cult.

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What’s it going to take for people to realize we’ve got Biff Tanner in the White House?

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I got an email from a client asking about a specific technology, one which we work with a lot.

Gemini's suggested reply, that is scarily close to one accidental click away from sending:

"I'm not familiar with [technology]. I'll check with the team about it and other solutions."

No! No! No!

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I love unsubscribing from marketing emails only to see “may take up to 10 business days to process.” Carrier pigeons in the age of AI.

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I've been sitting here typing and deleting drafts of this very post for about 10-15 minutes. I'm at a complete and utter loss for words to describe how I feel, other than every shade of "not good" imaginable.

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Mine’s back on the storage shelf after helping me out with Pfeffernüsse and coffee cake braids.

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Nice to see you have snow up there. I have a few piles left but the bulk has melted.

Anyone mistake him for Santa yet?

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Christmas morning yummies are done. Not my best work, but I don’t often bake.

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Localization shouldn’t be this bad. Did nobody proof this? For context, this is on a door hanger info card.

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An option just popped up in my company's Google Drive that turns documents into podcasts, with "witty" banter. Who the hell is this for, and why??

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There's so much to unpack here. Mabel was around when you were in kindergarten? Your grandma sat on your lap when you got haircuts as a kid? You haven't had a haircut since your grandma did back when you were in kindergarten?

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Oh no, not the Water Bandits! Sorry man.

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That’s crazy. I wonder what happened in January

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I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

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Who could ever have imagined when I played a fictional rebel who joined the Resistance to oppose a criminal Authoritarian & wannabe King, it would be happening in real-life?

#TwentyfiveFortyseven

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Birds 🧪

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No issues here.

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