you think "i'm a big girl i don't worry about getting jumped" and then you get the 1-foot-away grindr user

oh my god i'm out at the spot eating a stromboli and i just got a message on grindr from an account with location "1 foot away" this is demonic

need to figure out how to get laser in general, now i have to figure out how to get laser from this lady specifically

suddenly understanding the appeal of a dominatrix

kila ka'aihue #freekila

ray langford

Mangione got sent to many naked pictures his lawyers had to warn people about it and he shot some dude no one had ever heard of

do you think boof bonser knows how close he came to being a sports icon for transfems?

y'all are talking about baseball but i just found out the genus name of the american robin is "turdus" we are not the same

homosexual woman

it's crazy that you can just choose to be a hot girl at literally any moment and no one can stop you

Texas Ranger E.J. “Jay” Banks in the 1950s

The statue, by the way, is of the cop seen in the below photo, Jay Banks. He's standing in front of a school with a dummy of a Black person hanged in effigy. His mission: to prevent Black students from enrolling. A mob formed to attack Black people if they tried. The cop supported the mob.

When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2007, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2017, the US president was born in 1946.

And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.

oh no statlander started talking, so it's not hot anymore :(

in the center of a wrestling ring, three goths hold down a muscle mommy and whip her with a belt

took this picture so i could tell my gf "im normal about this"

Every hardcore guy I knew talking about the emo bands I liked in the 2000s

sign on the side of a building reading "wall p.i.v. located in back alley"

cum to the back alley in the next 90 minutes if you want some p.i.v.

everyone is their own magnum opus. if you're not being the person you think would be the coolest to be, just start learning how to do it.

everyone who Gets It is my blood, forever.

this is really exceptionally beautiful. thanks for creating yourself, if that means anything.

Make them afraid to leave their homes.

Songs To Inject Estrogen To:
1. Nelly, "Pimp Juice"

well yeah, that's assumed

you're cumming EVERY morning? nice

hmm so my gf hooked up with some girl recently and just got a text like "i'm being admitted to inpatient, when i had you over for pasta i'd hidden a knife and was planning to murder you." excuse me

literally the only problem here is stating a number of fries instead of just giving a scoop

out here tryin to find somebody who wants to fuck me while wearing a collar look up its young sheldon

yo they got big bang theory at the gay club i gotta get out of spokane

next they gotta work in a reference to the mr rogers ride at idlewild

yeah probably the squad wizard especially