“I’ve been called a heartbreaker before. I’ve also been called worse. I’m from the dc wasteland what about you?”

Are you making fun of me?

“The fission core gave out and I couldn’t find another one where I was, unfortunately I don’t. Just the one mid way through the continent.”

So yes!

Is that a threat?

If my mom couldn’t kill me I doubt anyone else will be able to.

“Yeah, we’ve been doing small operations while I’m trying to reorganize and shape our future. Oh I left the bike half way cross the states on my way here, honestly. It was a good time so I know my away around some stuff. Thinking bout fixing another one.”

Patent pending, nice to meet you Tirum. Also I’m head of the greatest gang of all time. The TunnelSnakes of course.”

“So maybe I undersold myself. I can fix things just maybe not as well as you. Honest to god I got a motorcycle motor working once. It was a great bike had to abandon it though. I’m told I’m great company, I can do hair and I’m a good cook. So I’m not all bad.
I’m Butch, Butch DeLoria,

Yeah! You get it!

Out a chuckle although it’s unclear if it was actually supposed to be meant as a joke.

“Lucky for you I’ve got a bad aim. Always have. You’re a man who gets to the point. That’s admirable. Couldn’t be me I’m what they call a motor mouth ya know? Anyway if you want I could help. I’m not like super spectacular, but I got some knowledge about fixing. Vaults only last so long.” He lets

Surprisingly Butch is clean, as clean as someone could be in the wasteland. Pristine hair. Straight teeth.

“Just making conversation. Is that a crime now?”

“Yeah, not a problem. Just offering.” He lets silence stretches over them for a bit.

“Probably should quit, probably won’t. So Alloys? Are you like an inventor?”

“Good God that’s a lot of big words next to each other meaning stuff I don’t know about. Is that like electricity or something.” He takes a deep drag, savoring the burn.
“You want one?”

“Getting restless. Happens sometimes. Whatcha thinking about?” He fishes out a lighter and cigarette.

“You okay?”

I’m getting that itch again. Kinda funny.

“Of course!! Marlboro’s only the best for you!”

If you scream too long a deathclaw comes

Acting like you can’t do that and be a little queer 🙄

It’s not bad being fruity

“Need a new one?”

He doesn’t have to be really. Just strong.

I mean. I will cross dress for a man twice my age I have no quarrels with that!

I know I could reprogram his aesthetic but I just can’t prove it

As long as you’re willing to repeat it!

Not me! You however, very delusional.

I bet I miss him more than you

I also miss this robot’s mailman.