Google. Why... why would you ever think this is what I'm asking about...

You know, you remind me of myself (derogatory...)

The SNES cartridge for Turtles in Time contains a train going through space. The image points out the very loose comparison to Honkai StarRail

Woah!

Welcome back up, site for sending important information across the world.

I have a borgur. I choose to use this platform to tell you this.

It is mushroom Swiss and very tasty.

Day/Month/Year vs Month/Day/Year described in the worst way possible

Every time...

Just in case this post gets deleted by big corp.

Jade: 'Yaoi = bois, and Yuri = girliess' Assassino: 'But what about that technicolor in-between' Jade: 'That's just sparkling straight'

please @ me.

seemerot

I like, wasn't planning on getting bottom surgery, but girl, I just think I convinced myself.

I just got hit in the balls and my first thought was
"oh god, If I got bottom surgery I wouldn't have to deal with this"

I saw a travel video about visiting Lenin's tomb, and it seems nice, but it might just be a communist plot...

the picture is text, showing me playing with a scammer.

Scammers are fun!
(removed name in case they get their account back)

Over-the-counter HRT supplements?

Call that the Discount Rack.

{self-gatekeeping imposter voice}

If I can't double jump.... am I actually trans?

Oblivion loading screen: Pulling CPUs and RAM sticks out of AI datacenters will force them to close in the same way that removing a Sigil Stone does to an Oblivion Gate.

They sell Orange Juice with or without pulp,

But if you want Apple Juice with pulp you need to mix in your own Apple Sauce!

Old: I can fix her.
New: I can ruin her, and she'll love it.

If only we could find a game designer who is both skilled and gay enough to handle this...

... @b0tster.yeag.gay

Watching Monster in my Pocket on #GamesDoneQuick and had to make this.

Speedrunning be like "How do you do this skip?"

"We're not exactly sure. It used to be TAS only. But it turns out if you spend 20 hours in this zone then fall asleep, in your dreams you'll learn it and it's repeatable."
#gdq #gamesdonequick

I updated Sturgeon's law to some new standards.

You get extra credit if you recognize the original post.

Clocked at the AliExpress search bar recommendations...

Damn...

YOURE NOT DRAWING MISTLETOE!!! YOURE NOT DRAWING MISTLEYOE!!! THATS HOLLY!!!! THE BERRIES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE WHITE FOR MISTLETOE!!! THATS HOLLY!!!!! THE BERRIES ARE RED!!!!! NOOOOOOO

'While you're down there can you grab a cask of Amontillado" being autocorrected to "a cask from Amontillado"

SMH Google can't catch a reference.

A (well made if I do say so myself) mockup of a faux Legal Eagle video featuring the creator of the comic in this thread.

YouTube feed going wild rn

Melinoë from Hades 2 as a model replacement for Lady Geist in Deadlock

Melinoë from Hades 2 as a model replacement for Lady Geist in Deadlock

Man, I love video games. The fact that you can just *mod* a crossover like this fills me with joy.
#deadlock #hades2

Imagine Lady Geist and Melinoë just high fiving and saying "Eyyy, same arm!"