Why do funeral processions get to tell me to not drive. It’s not like they’re in a rush they’re dead

Not to be a millennial on main but the Simpsons is so good man, absolutely perfect tv show until season 11 or whatever idk im not old yet

What if that’s actually G***** in a wedding getup oh this movie is gonna rip

Screenshot from the dune messiah trailer. Alia has a gorgeous all white fit on and is conducting a religious ceremony

Idc what big movie has decided i’m calling it dune messiah do you see this silhouette

Do you people see this. Are you people seeing this. Look.

This movie will fix me in ways science has deemed impossible

A lunch time pull day? It’s more likely than you’d think

One day I’ll be literate and that’s going to be so big for me

No one on the Cleveland Cavaliers is seeing heaven, I hate them in a way that cannot be healthy

Bike bike bike

I love my job but code deployments are Never The Vibe, what if I break the whole site

oh I wasn’t even trying to make a reference I just love sweet potatoes hahaha

Sweeeeeeet potatoes

Some of us moved on from Brat Summer but I was not one of them

Why did yall gate keep slayyyter from me for so long :(

Lisa Simpson, Marge Simpson, Goku and James Harden emojis this month, it should be unanimous tbh

My biggest contribution at work has been adding new emojis to microsoft teams

How is wemby not winning the next seven mvps, this is terrifying

Midwest boys go to the gym that’s for sure

Oh look a mirror

My kingdom to live somewhere with public transportation

I hate this short mf jalen brunson

Denis Villanueva’s Giedi Prime was inspired by Gaga’s Alejandro music video send tweet

I was Right about Cade Cunningham in a very real way, he is the love of my life

My nazi tattoo answers ZERO questions about whether I have a nazi tattoo or not

Idk sometimes you’re just horny and can’t fall sleep

The fourth best song ever made is ‘End Of Line’ by Daft Punk. As a reminder, the current best songs ever list is

1. Young Metro by Metro Boomin and Future
2. Mean Girls (remix) by Charli ft Julian Casablancas
3. Jealousy by Offset ft Cardi B
4. End Of Line by Daft Punk

Costco frozen cheese pizzas you will always be famous in my house during bulking szn

Never met a gym mirror I didn’t like tbh