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Posts by JovianGargoyle
I had a dream last night. Among other things I had a pleasant psychic conversation with a sentient puddle of kerosene. It was very polite and accommodating of my desire not to be immolated.
Congratulations, you've found one of the secret Rules of Rice. I've been soaking my basmati for years. Now that your rice eye has been opened you will now be confronted by new techniques and challenges. With some training and a lot of luck you too will become one of the Seven Legendary Rice Lords!
Nothing wrong with pampering your rice with a nice relaxing bath before getting down to business.
Poor little fella.
A hastily put together flour dusted no knead cranberry walnut bread loaf sitting on parchment paper.
A impatient gargoyle's cranberry walnut bread. She ain't pretty and might have a rough bottom but she is tasty.
Eye drawn with crayons on paper. eyeliner, crying inky black tears. Purple iris with a yellow center.
Found a random box of crayons.
I never knew you were spec'd for pyromancy.
A prop skull on a plaid blanket wearing a low black velvet fez with a red tassle. On the front of the fez is a depiction of the Mari Lwyd horse skull with red ornaments in the eye sockets adorned with red ribbons, bells and a wreath upon its head.
Exquisite, my Mari Lwyd fez from Fez-o-rama arrived! Letβs get festive. π»πππ
A spotify wrap up page revealing my musical tastes put me at 71 years old.
A spotify wrap up page saying Iβm part of the cosmic stereo club. The six sided badge is a green field with a gold ring around it. On the field is a split open purple smiley fave revealing a purple eye inside.
Ouch, Spotify. Accurate but ouch.
Seafoam green glass marbles with swirls of orange and blue resting on a dark green pouch with shiny white draw strings.
We all had marbles once. Eventually we all lose our marbles. Finding them again is another story.
Ghost of Christmas Present fading away before Ebenezer Scrooge in a graveyard from The Muppet Christmas Carol.
Young cashier asks me if I want to donate to their food bank program. I say sure, put me down for ten bucks. The cashier and bag boy look stunned. He asks me if he heard me right. Yeah, ten dollars. Bag boy says it's just the highest number they've had so far.
Midday on an overcast day on the lake shore. Spanish moss covered trees jut out of the brown tea like water.
Return to gator.π
A black and white ram skull wearing a t-shirt with a skeleton hula girl on it. Surrounded by various pictures of random video games from the past 30 years including Psychonauts, Bloodborne, Starfox and the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. .
10 Games to get to know me? Nope, that won't do at all. All the voices in my head deserve representation!
Freshly mixed bread dough in a green bowl.
Bread dough in a green bowl left to rise overnight.
A loaf of bread dough dusted with flour on parchment paper.
Freshly baked crusty artisanal bread cooling on an upside down broiler pan.
I have entered the bread making stage.
Time to put everyone on high alert. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Debm...
This one's for you, buddy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkGc...
Just your average day in the Lava Zone. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf30...
Welcome to the leidenfrost gang.
I can't help myself around these. My BAM always has them for $10 in store. I got like 37 of them now.
Junk robot now in glorious colored over pencilvision!
A sketch of a cartoon robot made of mismatched junk parts. Bent antenna, different sized eyes, a hook hand and a three fingered claw hand. Sparking, rusted and steaming. A speaker mouth, cables and screws. A crooked crescent moon plate on its chest.
I drew a goofy junk robot.
A rather manic looking plush of Big D from Hunter the Parenting sitting on a wooden desk next to a red candle. Behind him an upright copy of changeling the dreaming.
Now whoβs the marketable plush, Deedee?
#HunterTheParenting
#HTP #BruvaAlfabusa #OgrePoppenang #BigD
A cardboard box with nine packets of buldak spicy chicken ramen of various flavors.
My Buldak ramen journey begins. That carbonara put up one hell of a fight. π₯΅
Dog sized purple and green insect pet in tactical gear on a yellow cushion in a wood panel airship. Surrounded by a rabbit statue, red flowers and a toy car. Background is a ruined post apocalyptic city.
I love my bug son. #ForeverSkies
A screen capture of a video game. A red squirrel inside it's handmade cottage surrounded by chests, a bed, a cauldron, a spinning wheel, circular glass windows, flowers, makeshift furniture and workbenches with mounted fish and stamps on the walls.
A screen capture of a video game. A red squirrel inside it's handmade cottage surrounded by chests, a bed, a cauldron, a spinning wheel, circular glass windows, flowers, makeshift furniture and workbenches with mounted fish and stamps on the walls.
If there was ever a time to play a game where you pretend to be a hyper intelligent squirrel, it's now. #SquirreledAway
Welcome home, buddy. #AC6 #ArmoredCore
Saw They Might Be Giants live again and had some sweet ass tacos after the show. Not too shabby.
New cane arrived today. A little Christmas present to myself. Me and my hips donβt always get along. This beauty comes courtesy of GC-Artis and their talented team of Ukrainian wood workers and designers. I swear this thing is magic it feels so good in my hand.
Leftovers Week, Day One, Breakfast. Note to self, thin your gravy. #thanksgiving #leftovers #turkey