Posts by Ashley Berns
Mostly dead.
Sigh
Dammit, should have been “Hello, my name is Miracle Max, I raise the almost dead, prepare to not die! You see what I did there…”
Getting weirder.
Off to see the new musical Doctor Superstar.
Thank you. It's the original comment that is "weird AF."
Inigo has a solo interview podcast “Hello, my name is…” where he turns to his guest and says “Who are you? I must know.” His guests reply “Hello, my name is Will Ferrell, we both worked with James Caan, prepare to discuss my new movie.”
“Not allowed to have arms” 😂
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On this episode of “I do not think it means what you think it means” we’ll be discussing what rhymes with orange.
I guess he deserved it for his total failure to apologise to Shawcross, right?
All in the back of a van singing "will it be mushrooms, fried onion rings, you'll have to wait and see. We hope it's chips, it's chips..."
Fraking toaster.
Not just a supreme being, but a supreme being with a Multi Pass.
“For God’s sake, it seems like I was just on 8 Out Of 10 Cats, and now they’re making me come back in to do Never Mind The Buzzcocks,” said Arthur Batts
Lol, see you next Tuesday
That’s why Suffragette City signed him. Part of their Five Year plan to win the league.
Moore isn't responsible for the fact that the producers/directors/writers put him in a clown costume, had him baking a quiche (View to a Kill), put a clown whistle over the greatest car stunt ever (Man with Golden Gun) etc. That said, given those scripts, he played it as seriously as they deserved.
Britain is deluded Norma Desmond in Sunset Boulevard “I’m still Great, it’s the Empire that got small.”
He calls it Quiche de Cabinet
The one where James Bond bakes a quiche Lorraine.
I see the point but Gibson is literally the Lethal Weapon of the title. I never saw him as vulnerable, he’s set up as almost superhuman with his marksmanship and fighting skills.
The Reagan era was all about the indestructible tough guy. Willis was vulnerable, felt pain, and was funny in a self-deprecating way. At the time he was an entirely new kind of action hero.
“Don’t you worry about monsters under the bed, they don’t exist… it’s the monster within you need to worry about.”
Only to the Spanish/Egyptian. The Scotsman calls it L’ogmané.
Yum! Can’t wait!
Heartfelt, witty, erudite, loved it. I miss the raconteurs like Peter Ustinov on chat shows.
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
Very much looking forward to this event with @brianklaas.bsky.social at @ucl.ac.uk next week -- discussing #DouglasAdams #Politics and #People #BookSky
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Hi Molly!