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Mostly dead.

Sigh

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Dammit, should have been “Hello, my name is Miracle Max, I raise the almost dead, prepare to not die! You see what I did there…”

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Getting weirder.

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Off to see the new musical Doctor Superstar.

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Thank you. It's the original comment that is "weird AF."

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Inigo has a solo interview podcast “Hello, my name is…” where he turns to his guest and says “Who are you? I must know.” His guests reply “Hello, my name is Will Ferrell, we both worked with James Caan, prepare to discuss my new movie.”

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“Not allowed to have arms” 😂

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On this episode of “I do not think it means what you think it means” we’ll be discussing what rhymes with orange.

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I guess he deserved it for his total failure to apologise to Shawcross, right?

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All in the back of a van singing "will it be mushrooms, fried onion rings, you'll have to wait and see. We hope it's chips, it's chips..."

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Fraking toaster.

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Not just a supreme being, but a supreme being with a Multi Pass.

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British Man Desperately Trying To Get Out Of Panel Show Duty LONDON—Pinching the bridge of his nose and releasing a long weary sigh after he opened a letter summoning him to BBC headquarters, British man Arthur Batts confirmed this week that he was desperately ...

“For God’s sake, it seems like I was just on 8 Out Of 10 Cats, and now they’re making me come back in to do Never Mind The Buzzcocks,” said Arthur Batts

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Lol, see you next Tuesday

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That’s why Suffragette City signed him. Part of their Five Year plan to win the league.

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Moore isn't responsible for the fact that the producers/directors/writers put him in a clown costume, had him baking a quiche (View to a Kill), put a clown whistle over the greatest car stunt ever (Man with Golden Gun) etc. That said, given those scripts, he played it as seriously as they deserved.

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Britain is deluded Norma Desmond in Sunset Boulevard “I’m still Great, it’s the Empire that got small.”

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He calls it Quiche de Cabinet

3 months ago 1 0 0 0

The one where James Bond bakes a quiche Lorraine.

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

I see the point but Gibson is literally the Lethal Weapon of the title. I never saw him as vulnerable, he’s set up as almost superhuman with his marksmanship and fighting skills.

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The Reagan era was all about the indestructible tough guy. Willis was vulnerable, felt pain, and was funny in a self-deprecating way. At the time he was an entirely new kind of action hero.

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“Don’t you worry about monsters under the bed, they don’t exist… it’s the monster within you need to worry about.”

4 months ago 11 0 0 0

Only to the Spanish/Egyptian. The Scotsman calls it L’ogmané.

4 months ago 1 0 0 0

Yum! Can’t wait!

4 months ago 1 0 0 0

Heartfelt, witty, erudite, loved it. I miss the raconteurs like Peter Ustinov on chat shows.

5 months ago 0 0 0 0
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

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Douglas Adams: People are the Problem Arvind Ethan David in conversation with UCL Professor Brian Klaas.

Very much looking forward to this event with @brianklaas.bsky.social at @ucl.ac.uk next week -- discussing #DouglasAdams #Politics and #People #BookSky

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6 months ago 25 6 1 1

Hi Molly!

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