I can’t imagine you not loving it

YES

Oh that was an indictment of my friends who watch the Pitt but don’t still worship center stage

IT IS AND I HAD NO ONE TO TALK ABOUT IT WITH

I thought it was Ron Paul

I Found It: The Best Free Restaurant Bread in America Thirteen thousand miles. Infinite contenders. One beautiful loaf.

Apologies for missing this while I was on my various travels, but (a) I am a category 1 type person and (b) the best free restaurant bread in America are the Ozzie rolls at Great American restaurants in the DC metro area (Sweetwater, Coastal Flats, etc) www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...

My mom would have been 79 today and two of her favorite things were springtime in NYC and talking shit about south Florida. Today is in her honor

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Despite its many attempts to keep me in its clutches, I have returned from the state of Florida, hopefully to never return

I saw a partner holding a Celsius yesterday and I ran up to him demanding where he got it. He said he instacarted them and then he gave me one from his personal stash. I would take a bullet for him

This also applies to my firm retreat

She is putting out 6 movies or something this year, everyone will be on my side again by 2027

Absolute best case scenario is I lose my job

On my way to my firm’s annual retreat in Boca, and I really need It to not Happen until after I get back

I did not believe this was a real movie until I saw the trailer in a theater

I just did the blinking guy meme face

DARRYL, POPE LEO XIV’S FRIEND: fuck him up bobby

You’re going to kick ass

There it is

Me after getting back to Brooklyn at 4 this morning

Omg I forgot he existed

Omg hell yeah

Keep thinking about this for when I am dead (which may be next week)

“I’ve never watched reality tv, which show should I start with”

Honestly if I had the clothes I needed for the retreat I might

Lol our flight now leaves at midnight I hate this state

Jack just booed a stranger who walked past us wearing a Duke shirt. My son 🥰😍

Had the dates of my firm retreat next week been set earlier I don’t think I would have agreed to go on this trip

Can’t wait to fly back to NYC tonight before returning to Florida in *checks notes* *squints* 3 days