Why do men in their 40s dress like that…

Why are you wearing cargo shorts..

With Jordan 11s..

I will mace you.

🔥 @rokhanna.bsky.social to Democratic leadership: “Get out. Let a new generation lead. You’ve been ineffective. The base doesn’t like you. The base wants fighters.”

He has the Midas touch..

I’m sure he’ll make the reboot worth it

An “intent to remain” is wild. If they hadn’t stripped us of generations of our ancestors, we would’ve been the fuck out of here.

One indication of congressional atrophy is that people turn to SCOTUS for the thing we should but don't get from Congress: an actual public debate on an important policy issue. Which of course isn't supposed to be a legislative debate, but we've stopped having any actual legislative debates.

That’s one hell of a cover…..

I swear.

Take me back to Friday night Disney Channel Original Movies, a fresh pot of spaghetti cooked by Mama, $1 snack wraps and sweet teas from McDonald’s, hanging out in the Walmart parking lots till 2am, and downloading songs on iPods from Limewire.

Please.

Adulting is truly the 12th circle of hell.

I just got an understanding of what “6-7” and “merch” means. I can’t add anymore slang right now.

Not doing shit with 25 kids

I had to give Takezo another letter for his name. An L. #ghostofyotei #blackskygamers

My cousin was talking sideways, so I had to let him burn. #blackskygamers #wwe2K6

Don’t come over here with them damn April Fools jokes. Not today. Not this year.

It really does. Republicans have never helped Michigan, but they love to vote for them.

I want you all to take note of the fact that due to my facility in language & my ability to code switch between AAVE & standard English, I am able to brutally insult folks without almost ever stooping to use ableist terms.

Most definitely. Mine comes from my grandmother. But I’m much further left than she was.

This song went #1 in my house! And also... Eddie Murphy ruined “She’s Out Of My Life” for me 😂

“Tito, get me some tissue.”

#HeeHeeSky

I’m sorry…what the hell??

No one really tells you that after you turn 40, that you will attend so many funerals.

Justices Express Skepticism over Birthright Citizenship Case They Never Should Have Taken in The First Place The conservative justices on Wednesday were, at times, appropriately skeptical of the...

The conservative justices were on Wednesday, at times, appropriately skeptical of the Trump administration’s patched-together attempt to undermine birthright citizenship, a bedrock of American life for well over a century.

Opinion | Padma Lakshmi: The Decision That Would Create a Permanent American Underclass

Padma Lakshmi, writing on birthright citizenship while offering up such a good example of drawing on your specific expertise to argue for your values

Both can be true.

Easy answer to make them see who gave them their jobs. Barrett and Cavanaugh, in particular.

Grand opening. Grand closing.

It’s wild that the Trump administration appears to be trying to set a precedent to question the citizenship of descendants of the enslaved.

We are literally the descendants of multiple presidents of the United States man.

This happened here in Michigan. It was about 65° yesterday. And today it’s supposed to be 45°. Michigan said spring ain’t here yet.

we've made it to Friday once again & good morning. see you all later this afternoon with some indie game demos. 🌄

I’m good today. How are you?

Good morning beautiful person

You know what as the world is burning down hourly, social media has been the best thing for me to get away from all of it for a while. I have not found one day that there wasn’t at least one thing in this social media Hells escape, that hasn’t been fucking hilarious. And it is sorely needed.