when are we hittin the gym together 💪🏻😤

smh have you tried just being luckier?? kids these days, just want success handed to them

literally this

what you actually need to do is hit the lottery jackpot every day, with every post, consistently, for months and then *maybe* you’ll have somethin to show for it

my balls alone leave craters~

imagine taking screenshots of your facist nazi website birthday balloons and then posting them over here on bsky

jesus fuck how actually braindead stupid can you fuckin be

Taxes were not kind so I'm doing a second round of commissions. So if anyone is interested!!

Details below 👇👇👇

i post my commed art in the spirit of communal porn, not to farm followers or buy popularity

go follow the actual people making the stuff for the love of god

you know what pisses me off

accounts that post commed art that have like double the follower count as the actual artist

i cannot stress this enough; if you like the art i comm, FOLLOW THE ARTIST, do NOT follow me!!! that shit drives me CRAZY

that isn’t fair to you tbh

how about i compare this dick to your entire body instead? you’ll still lose, but that’s at least fairer..

verbally explaining as i do it…

this one fuckin S L A P S

you are the exact reason we should normalize shaming nazi twitter furs

you nazi twitter fur

yes, i’m just like.. super intuitive like that y’know

oh we know 🥴

Hi everyone!
I want to announce
i have Open slots for commissions
If would you like one send me a message!

Discord: floky0256
Telegram: @flokycaballo

you after i put you in bulge jail

I have two remaining commission reservation slots available when I reopen in the next week or so. Here are my updated terms/pricing. Comment here or DM me if interested 😀💪

this is exactly how i headcannon it tbh

like at some point the brain gets so overloaded with hormones and size and feelings that it shuts down higher thought
only capable of basic instinctual thoughts and processing of feelings, like
“grow, bigger, pleasure, breed, cum”

NOOOOO MY CHISELED MIDRIFF

and if they ain’t SNITCHES they’ll keep their mouths closed and look the other way about it lmooo

suspiciously shaped IRS gutbulge

it’d be so sad if he wasn’t such a flaming piece of dogshit

like this is obviously deep DEEP insecurity being taken advantage of by multiple out of control fucked up pipelines aiming to use and abuse vulnerable people

but then he does some nazi shit and i want to bash him with hammers myself

New month, new comms. If your commission fits within the monthly theme (i.e. APES), that's a 30% discount on top of everything else. As always, hit me up here in DMs or through any other means. Thanks!

resist that urge if you know what’s good for you

yea i’m def watchin this contestant.. 👀

The billionaire class commits acts of financial terrorism every day

Class violence is violence

Commissions are finally open! I'm opening up four (4) slots for this one. DM me if you are interested ^^

More comms info is at my Carrd website in my profile description :)

they should date