go bucks, imo

KEEP A CLEAR EYE

very angry at osu rn for deleting the perfect tweet, which is why im reposting it here

the most specific ohio information i can provide is that outside of western butler county and a few of the more irritating suburbs of dayton and cincinnati, every single human in this state was praying that the bobcats stuffed miami into a trashcan

he's the governor now sorry i don't make the rules

(im referring to dusty baker, obvs)

is it too late to give dusty a call? he's not busy, right?

have i mentioned how big a fan i am of OSU women's hockey??

it's not fine

its fine! it is fine. fine. its fine.

i think the most dramatic matchup in this game is michigan trying to milk the clock versus fox trying to insert as many commercials as possible

i like ohio state! i hope they win!

at this point id have been annoyed if des had picked ohio state. you gotta commit to the bit, even if (especially if) the bit is being dumb as hell

he said, from experience

some dork in section A13 is going to complain that they spent 950 dollars to stand for the entire game and i hope they get nacho cheese poured over their golden goose sneakers

tbh urban is my choice for pregame cfb commentator who dabbles in phrenology

more like rom tinaldi

in youtube years or human years?

michigan could suit up eleven asthmatic ducklings wearing blindfolds and id celebrate a victory over them like id just won the lottery

you know you're in a good place as a fanbase when you're saying stuff like "we suck so bad that you'd better fire your coach if you can't beat us"

very excited to learn a lot about the average SAT scores of michigans incoming freshman students in about five hours

a man in a number 7 jersey stands next to a woman in a number 13 dress ALT: a man in a number 7 jersey stands next to a woman in a number 13 dress

this man spoke at my freshman orientation and i can't think of a better person to have done it

Spelling Bee game with the word “Illmatic” (an album by Nas) spelled out

bluesky is cool and good because it's like that couple of hours when verified twitter users couldn't post and the meek briefly inherited the earth

[a color commentator named robert, practicing his opening:

"let me TELL you something. LET me tellyousomething. LET me TELL you... something. let metell you SOMETHING."

[on gameday]:

"ill tell you whut!"

(angrily, to himself)

"...dangit bobby"