https://www.theonion.info/

Evergreen reminder this 420: No one should be in prison for weed.

I want to start a coven focusing on holding space and prevent toxic jerks who want to take up space rather than hold it from joining it

People should read.
I'm tired of people not reading.
Please, if you can, PLEASE, read! Read everything, but especially fiction! Read comics!
It will help you with empathy AND make you smarter.
Please, read.

He proved them wrong.

I'm an energy vampire and I prefer to get mine from the sun and hydroelectric plants

Happy 80th birthday, Tim Curry.

remember when there were websites? no, kinda, not rly

remember?

how is it already the 19th this is some dang bullshit

Also this goes for people who promote reviving a social club for rich men from the early 20th century or people who promote the existence of a dangerous group started by creepy dudes in the mid 20th century

Sucklet, a white fuzzy star shaped plushie with two black eyes and a lil mouth. It is in a plastic bag stapled to a paper label reading "Sucklet サックレット". The label has a forest and a little Sucklet plush on it. It is sold by itemLabel and designed by Gouaxe and Asako Hoshikawa.

If I found the headset that led me to the Amazing Digital Circus my avatar would be this

Ithaqua be like:

"Oh shit my bad sorry I was late and accidentally caused the heat dome I just had to go see a guy in another state about a copy of Simpsons Hit & Run"

Monkeys walk around a virtual world using only their thoughts Monkeys with around 300 electrodes implanted in their brain were able to steer avatars around different virtual environments

www.newscientist.com/article/2522...

Oh so that's where the barrel of monkeys in the pilot of The Amazing Digital Circus came from I see

If you encourage people to sacrifice their own health and wellbeing because of a eugenics pamphlet from the 30s, 1950s housewife beauty standards, and early 2010s Tea Party bullshit, please fuck all the way off and block me now.

The infamous 'Timecube' diagram, an internet meme from the late 90s.

I like my coffee like I like my magic.

Chaos.

*dumps 1 tbsp carob powder, two pumps of stupid sauce, and a whole shot of lemon juice in 8 oz french roast coffee*

trying out new hat colorways!!

the dog hat is denim hehe

If you put the word "but" in a sentence to automatically use as a softener for your shitty opinion, you're just farting with your mouth.

As it should be!

“There will never be a bell loud enough, a helmet strong enough, or clothing bright enough, to make up for poor infrastructure.” Billboard ad saying “join us in fighting for safe streets, by Vision Zero Vancouver, ad by Tom Flood.

There will never be enough victim-blaming to make up for poor infrastructure and missing leadership. But it sure makes a nice distraction for decision-makers hiding from responsibility, right?

Classic ad by our own @tomflood.bsky.social for @visionzerovancouver.ca. #UrbanTruth

3. People say this shit to body shame others... like bro some people cannot physically gain weight.
4. I am overweight and will never use this as an insult.

As a person who has had allergies to beef, sunflower, tomatoes, garlic, and wheat, and someone who still retains a dairy allergy, saying "eat a burger" as an insult is ableist and classist.

1. Not everyone can afford burgers, look at the fast food prices!!!
2. Not everyone can physically eat them.

Harry Ass

United States, Census, 1950

Dick Sandwich
www.findagrave.com/memorial/123...

But we're actually gonna spend it on bags of fruit and crushed ice bags to put in a giant gatorade jug and use it to advertise the writers guild

Im running for treasurer of my college's writers guild and im gonna create a fund for anyone who wants us to buy the statue of liberty and the leaning tower of pisa