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How do you say… oh yeah… market manipulation.

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Tell me again how supporting kids who are LGBTQ+ is considered ‘abuse’ but letting your child die because you refused to vaccinate them is ‘following gods plan’

For those that love to see #ElonMusk and #Tesla get what they deserve.

5 Million.

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TikTok ban is extended another 75 days because Trump and JD Vance literally can’t get anything done. 😂

Trump Tariff breakdown

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4/4

4/4

Tesla stock has JUST about went back to pre-election value. 🫡

Next stop: $180

So. Many. Apps.

Turns out incompetence is working in our favor... student loans are pushed out another year. 😂

How is there bipartisan excitement about a record breaking speech, yet we can’t agree Trump is detrimental to this country?

You know what would be iconic?

Democrats taking turns doing exactly what Cory Booker is doing for the next 1,386 days.

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Cory Booker is more coherent after 18 hours with no sleep, no food, on his feet, and no breaks then Trump is for a 15 minute appearance.

Cory Booker is the real MVP.

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More babies, more roads?

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Trump administration be like:

Investigate Elmo? ✅
Investigate Mickey Mouse? ✅
Investigate leaked war plans?…

That is really weird... thanks for letting me know. Any particular reason??

Trump’s Crackdown on Free Speech: A Threat to Democracy? How Trump’s Second Term Is Testing the Limits of the First Amendment

How Trump’s Second Term Is Testing the Limits of the First Amendment

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Apparently, Hegseth’s idea of a date is taking his wife to top-secret meetings. Like, bruh.

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Yo, Elon… you can’t buy votes. That’s called bribery.

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lol, JD... Greendland doesn't want you, bruh.

#JDVance #Politics #Greenland

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Mikey boy got himself a Grindr. ;)

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Based on Pete Hegseth's defense of "I didn't do it" is a pretty good opening for Luigi to use this defense as well.

Thoughts?

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Whoops... @signal.org is only secure from outside attacks... Not drunken stupidity.

#peteHegseth #politics #LOL #breakingnews

Trump, Article 88, and the Military Free Speech Crackdown No One’s Talking About How the Trump Admin Could Use Military Law to Silence Dissent From Within the Ranks

The Trump administration is taking steps to shut down dissent and crackdown on free speech within the Military.

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If I promise to do better, can I have $20b?

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lol, trump just handed Boeing a 20B fighter jet contract. Hopefully they spend a few bucks on quality control.

I mean, okay. But what was with Helly R. C'mon, Mark.

We all know her outtie is going to go all gang busters evil. You are going to finish reintegration. Your innie is gonna be all "go find Helly... you promised to support me."

It'll be a mess. 🤣

The Tesla Stock Price That Could Push Elon Musk to the Edge Elon Musk’s financial empire is a house of cards built on Tesla stock — and the loans tied to it could be the wind that brings it down…

Hopefully, we see the end of #ElonMusk soon.

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