Guess they learned the hard way that porn is the only real use case for the internet

IDK, I feel like that time when the CIA, the Italian mafia, and the Vatican all coluded together to finance anti-communist fascist teror squads across Europe with the proceeds of a global heroin trade racket was a more shark-jumping moment.

I was certain Tumblr had ended in 2016. Last time I typed it into a search engine for no good reason.

You can rape little girls and bomb them. You can pardon criminals. You can take money for healthcare and give it to your biliionaire buddies. But don't you DARE impersonate the fictional character I pretend to worship on Sundays.

If you think I'm going to sit around arguing about terminology while the fascist techbroligarchy tries to take over, you got another thing coming. They don't get to decide the future. Artsits do.

It's such a fucking cliche at this point, but since tens of millions of Americans are daily brainwashed with procedural crime TV shows, courtroom shows, and reality contestant programming, they really do think they're the world's judge and jury.

Mercury's retrograde, right? Because holy shit technology sucked today.

The pseudo-spiritual, new age grift on YouTube is out of control

When you understand that Zionism is a Western hegemonic project, things start to make sense.

Lee Perry - Kung Fu meets the Dragon (Full Album) YouTube video by ANOTHER SOUND

The OG www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWkt...

You have offended my family, and you have offended the Shaolin Temple

Loved all 3. Classic Walken.

The greatest player of all time wears a pink jersey. Easiest fix in the world, but it's the parents who are the morons.

Flagging all AI content on every platform as inappropriate. Reporting the users. And lighting a match.

Fun fact: Pope John Paul I was assassinated because he was going to change the Church's stance on birth control, reversing centuries of opposition to any limits on procreation. Ironically, the U.S.' Rockefeller Commission on Population Growth and the American Future, was pushing heavily for the move

Bent Crude is my porn name

The Koch brothers deliberately worked to get the humanities removed from higher ed curriculums for decades and succeded. They are the reason its gone.

low class?

"A.I." is the tool of and the prevailing aesthetic of fascists leading to a world devoid of meaning or art.

Impressive... the decrepit state of music today that an 80-year old punk rocker can still draw a crowd.

Elmo is WEAK on crime.

Humans have been roaming the earth for 100,000's of thousands of years and nobody has yet figured out a way to make a bottle of olive oil that pours right.

Mad Men?

This. This is the dream. Especially if I can get it in sailboat.

a man and a woman are dancing together in a room . ALT: a man and a woman are dancing together in a room .

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I guess it's better for the rest of us if he stays in his basement

It's too bad the aneurysm this loser had during Bad Bunny's halftime show didn't kill him.

The impasse became evident after officials brought out their finest Persian rugs. Vance scoffed. "What am I going to do with that?", he protested even as the tactile sensation of the 700 KPSI baby wool craftmtanship oozed upholstery. "No", he whispered to himself, keeping tempation and peace at bay.

There should be consequences for people who post AI slop and pretend it's real.

Just retire already. Geez.