Posts by Alius
coming out
(Chaplain is still a guy, so you have to read his dialogue in regular Astartes voice)
Nancy is entranced by Sluggo’s romantic candlelight dinner…. However Sluggo just forgot to pay the electric bill cuz Woims
Nancy 4/21/26
nintendo of america posting image of green spotted egg with the text: "This egg has a surprise inside!" with memegodmel responding to the post on twitter by saying: "holy shit dude I wonder who's inside the yoshi egg. fuck off"
ass
Iconic duo ready for the madness
A brown bunny stands on a stool in a library aisle, reaching up to books on a shelf. The text overlay reads "Found this guy in my library."
best promo art idea ever just beamed in my head for when I finish this one day and get to draw stuff in the Wind Waker 2D art style
clickhole article posting quote from shigeru miyamoto of him saying: "Often I'll see advertisements for porn games and they say, 'Try Not To Cum,' but then when you play the game, it seems like the object is to cum. So yes, I would call that bad game design."
SOME FOLKS DEFINE DEY HOBBIES BY WHAT DEY DON’T LIKE INSTEAD OF WHAT DEY DO LIKE.
“ME A GAMER WHO HATE ALL GAMES!” “ME A FAN WHO HATE ALL NEW STUFF!” WHY? WHAT YOUS GETTING FROM DIS?
IF HOBBY ONLY MAKE YOUS ANGRY AND CRITICAL? MEBBE TIME FIND SOMETHING DAT ACTUALLY BRING YOUS JOY?
This place is way better than Twitter but the one funny difference is that every time I make an obvious joke post here I have at least 2 people replying within the first 15 minutes who think I am 100% serious
The King of Harajuku 🍄⭐️🌈💅
kefka palazzo sitting coquettishly
Rasta Gerson
Last minute 4/20 post, go my Rasta Gerson.
who let him in the stash
Crow chuffing back a fat dart
it’s that time of the year
(by @seethiur.art)
I didn't realize my bio still said I'm 22 LMAO
I'm the equivalent of a neglectful father, I'm so bad at this shit
Should probably make an actual icon too. Aw fuck
Breaking news for this account : there's going to be more of me and my art.
It'll rapidly approach when I actually draw something or think of something to ramble about.
5 panel follow up to previous chill guy comic. p1: he slowly opens his eyes p2: shocked expression at the alarm clock showing the time p3. him rubbing his eyes saying "oh god, I am so fired" p4: he says ah well and rolls over back to sleep. panel 5: text overlay saying "Chill Guy was shortly thereafter fired from what was supposed to be his first shift at Arby's"
PSA... 2!
currently obsessed with this beautiful salesman thing by @genowhirl.bsky.social
top text reading: "Me at the shoe store: 'hey i was wondering if you guys had any normal boots?' The cashier:" with the image below the text being the man of the gaming youtube channel peanutbuttergamer
6 panel comic featuring chill guy and unchill gal. panel 1: Chill Guy handing a present to unchill gal saying "happy late birthday" to which she replies "Wow! You remembered!" p2: as she opens the present, green goo shoots out. off panel chill guy says "APRIL FOOLS!!!!!" p3: as she wipes the goo off she says "Okay well first off, both my birthday and April Fools day was OVER a week ago." p4. close up of chill guy twiddling fingers as hes handed an envelope. she days "Secondly, you got something in the mail." he replies "for moi? what is it?" p5. as he reads the note unchill gal explains, "Awhile back I signed you up to be enlisted in the army. You've been drafted." chill guy says "LOL ok. very funn-" p6. hard cut to a haggard chill guy in the middle of a combat zone
I didn't forget
would you buy wares from this gentleman?
#art